All you guys should use LYNX!!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uAtyunatwqc

The women will be all over you. ;D

 

Your right there, but as chocolate I'll mostly attract fat women, future fat women from eating me, and mish. No thanks >0

 

i like chocolate...ARE YOU CALLIN' ME A FAT!?!?!?! or a future fatty?

LOL, you don't need to be chocolate to attract women. ;D ...or men.

 

I don't use Lynx..... It causes me to sweat a load more, which makes me put more on, which leads to a loop....
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Lynx = Axe for you Americans :D

 

that would be hawt!

I have a friend of mine who has real BO and I should totally get him that so I can bite his *** off for not getting axe ^^

 

Of course not. gosh I was trying to make fun of Mish and you put me on the spot like that :P

I learned the women part the fun way ;D... and the men part the scary way thanks to Trigger 0.0

 

hahaha... yeah, of course not.

and ew to Triggy.

 

Pffff! Now you say that! *looks at empty wrappers*

Oh SJ you naugthy boy. ;P Well, Trigger is Trigger. He's probably been around the male population a few times.

 

triggy...? not a few times, kidds, he's been around more than that.

 

...Lol, I don't even know how to respond to that first part. Did you just-? xD

Very much so. I'm ignoring the Trigger pat becuase I just remembered when this thread was about body spray that turned the wearer into irrestable chocolate and how much more fun it was :P

 

This is one of my favourite adverts eveeeer. xD

I was going to make a thread of it~

I wish I had a guy. A guy who was made from chocolate.

 

That way when I tell people to eat my ass I can be witty and ironic.

 

You tell people to eat your ass?

 

How dare you be a Brit! D8

*throttlez*

 

Just think of all the things you coud do with such a guy.

 

I hate that advert, lactose intolerant women are hot aswell but it would only harm them to be with me.

 

I already have random women biting my butt.

 

im not kidding when i say this...it's happened to me once before....

 

You make it sound like I was kidding.

 

lolololol Kitty
what a thing i want it now V.V