All post ending with a 5 decide what I do tonight >_>

Next time use a crowbar.

 

Um.. Ouch.

 

How else will he get in her pants?

 

Asking nicely.

 

I see. What else can this "asking nicely" do?

 

I lol'd :lolface:

:lolface: many things, my dear. Many, many things.

 

Wouldn't you just love to know.

 

I would. Why don't you tell me?

 

Ask your dad.

 

Why would that be?

 

Seeing you are in fact living-for now...
He asked nicely.

 

We can't tell you. You need to be shown.

:3

 

Ha, I've caught you both red-handed.

You see, you were going along with sexual implications through my questions when in reality I was simply asking if asking nicely would grant me an ice cream cone from one of you since I was hungry.

I'm surrounded by horny teenagers.

 

:lolface:
Why didn't you ask that?
I was talking about wtnessing god before your very eyes.
That event in itself is inexplainable. .-.

 

I'm What?. I was testing you. I constantly do so.

 

Oh.Because, I was talking about how your mom, took the car keys away from your dad, because he was pissed off at you, and wanted to drive everyone off a cliff;and of coarse she was willing to give him back the keys if he asked nicely.

 

The reason she took away the keys was because there are no cliffs here.

 

Yes there are.
You can see one from this room.

 

All I see are trees.

Hm,

Nature, can you please create a large cliff near my house? I am asking you nicely. Thank you.

 

...you test me? .-.