A Priest From My Church Just Added Me On Facebook

I'm gonna get raped, aren't I?

 

I never knew you were Catholic, John. Would Harriet mind?

 

I almost dont want to tell you the answer...

 

Most likely. Unless the priest is cool.

 

She doesn't mind. He really only added me because I used to help with the youth group. Right now I'm kinda leaning towards agnostic, A.K.A. the pussy form of atheist.

 

Yes, Yes you are


Have Fun, Bring Lube 8D

 

Hm. I do remember you stating that earlier. Whatever happened to Dalkism?

 

Oh, it's still here. Just not as much advertising.

 

Turns out the priest who added me pretended to be a Dalkist priest and offered to give me a ride to the church. He instead brought me to a Catholic church where I was forcefully beaten with a chalice. Apparently that passes for baptism nowadays.

 

You'd better hope the preist is a woman.

 

Father Tedd, that is all you need to know.