A kitty khv autobiography.

My life story at khv...well, what i can remember.

February 6th 2007, Mish celebrated her 17th birthday. Unknown to her, she recieved a special kitty as a gift - a timid and naive thing she was. It wouldn't be till several months later that she would decide to open her gift that had been gatherin' dust under her bed.

Kitty, she was...quite the noob to say the least. New to the whole forum thing, she searched for a place to go her home. Havin' gotten bored of myspace and it's creepy residents that described their sex dreams, and recently completed the loveable game known as Kingdom Hearts 2, she sought for more. In her quest for more information on future games she landed on a large KH site. She checked it daily for any new news. Until one day she found a link connectin' her to a kh video specialist site. Intrigued by this she clicked on the link. It brought her to a dark site, much different than the one she came from that was white. The site's layout was appealing to her eyes. Not really thinkin', she decided to join. She continued to nose around the forum, readin' others posts on the games, watchin' the high quality video's that lured many.

She remained anonymous for quite a length of time. After bein' told off for sayin' 'I don't have a scooby' by the tyrant staff member Misty, kitty dared not venture into treads that staff showed interest in. The staff were terrifyin' to her. The very thought of their deadly powers made her quiver at night. She tried to avoid them.

She continued to post as just another KH lover. She mainly stayed within' the KH and news section she gained one post at a time. Three months later, still unknown to most, she gained her premium statues. What a joyful moment for her. Premiums were few in numbers, so it actually meant something then. The orange name was strange at first, but she soon learned to love it. It was when she meet RvR in a thread that has long been forgotten that she strived for premiumship. She wanted to be like him, and stick out like a sore thumb.

She was startin' to settle in. She started postin' more regularly in other sections of the forum. The spam zone was a great place. The noobs were a lot fewer back than and more pleasant to talk to. In one case kitty let slip her bra size (G by the way. ;P). Her silliness occasionally broke through, makin' members rise a virtual eyebrow.

She made several friends as well. KairiXRiku was her first. The PM's and emails they sent put a smile on kitty's face. It was a joy to chat with her. When she was meant to be workin' on her eassy's for college, she was too busy writin' eassy long emails to her.
Kitty's memory sucks, but the next one she remembers was K a i r i. Her first memories of her was when kitty saw her as a premium. They occassionally posted in the same threads, replyin' to each other, but it was nothin' you would make you say, 'hey! Their good pals!'. Again, kitty's memory fails and they added each other to msn, k a i r i bein' the first of khv to be added. Havin' spoken once or twice K a i r i pointed out to kitty that she had a webcam. K a i r i who is awfully curious at times clicked on her webcam. kitty paniced and screamed when she saw the request almost duckin' under her chair. She had no choice but to decline as her mouth was covered in chocolate. Kitty had never shown her face to another internet bein' before. She is low in self-esteem and wouldn't know what to do. K a i r i made a compromise with kitty, that if she webcammed her, kitty must show her face. Hatin' the thought of sayin' no to her, she promised K a i r i that she would show her tomorrow. That she did! She felt like a numpty. It didn't stop K a i r i from webcamming her. Kitty felt intimidated when she saw the beautiful Norweigan lass.

She soon meet many members that she would later consider friends. Forsaken bein' one she soon felt most comfortable with. He was the forum's biggest perve to her when she first meet him. He screamed, 'I want it now, and i want it hard!' when she saw his posts. He seemed desperate to her. There was somethin' about him that she liked though.
Although she never directly spoke with him, kitty had a lot of respect for RvR. He seemed like a man of justice and of old fashion ways, just what kitty likes in a man. He had a lot of posts which made kitty say 'woof!' when she first saw them. He was one of the two kitty looked up to as staff.
The second one she looked up to may be a bit of a surprise. Mish! That's right, Mish. Mish seemed a lot more down to earth than the other staff, so she was slightly less scary than the others. It's unknown how they became friends, but they still occassionally talk when Mish can be bothered to reply to kitty when she IM's her on msn.
Now, kitty is no artist nor was she an art lover but she fell in love whenever she saw one of Girly's (back edthen it was StupidAquarius) drawing's. She'd never seen any drawin's like hers. What a talent she has! It was Girly who soften kitty's heart into the world of yaoi. kitty despised the stuff, cringing whenever she saw it She wondered how anyone could like such disgustin' things.
There are many more, but time is short.

Bein' easily bored (incase you haven't noticed), kitty started reportin' to staff of misbehaviour or of threads that needed moved/closed. She didn't really care for staff then, she just liked to help. She was eventually asked if she would participate in an interview for FH. She humbly accepted. Within a few minutes she recieved msn invitations from the staff members Arc and Darky. Her heart began to beat faster. After what seemed hours she finished her interview, and within' a few minutes kitty became the new staff member...havin' no powers whatsoever! She was congratulated by many, who also gave words of encouragement. This boosted her moral.

Thoughout her time on kh-vids, the last thing she ever wanted to do was talk to an admin, but becomin' staff, you kinda have to. On the same night as achievin' FH she was welcomed by Sara, kh-vids top dog. Her heart almost exploded. The big scary admin was talkin' to her! She soon learned that Sara is an waright lass, a wee bit crazy when it comes to RPG'ing, but awright nevertheless. Sara told her much about staffin', and kitty listened intently.

Time went on, and kitty opened up more and more. Her Scottishness was unusually to most, but she liked bein' different. She did what she could to help others with her no powers.

After roughly two weeks as FH kitty was ready to move up. She had her eyes set on the KH section, and after a pep talk from RvR and some pesterin' to Sara, kitty reached Sectional mod. She needed a new avvy to match her red name. That was when her Thundercats secret got out. She was the forums Thunderkitty, often found quotin' from the show.

She worked hard to keep the kh sections clean - closin' and movin' threads that needed fixed. She wanted to do more. Often she would find things that needed attention in other sections. She pestered the higher up's to fix them, mainly Mish and RvR as they were the most reliable to her. She finally lost it when a member posted porn links in the news section. Xaldin was the only one on other than kitty. You know it wouldn't be fixed. Kitty almost tore her hair out in fraustration of not bein' able to do anythin'. After continual complainin' to Sara, she was asked if she would like a s.mod position. Kitty would have to be stupid to refuse.

Again, she was flooded with congratualtions of her new status. Within' minutes of turnin' s.mod she managed to pull a xaldin as she accidently unbanned a member as she reached for a bit of chocolate. Panicked stricken at what she did, she cried out to DA for help. He couldn't help but laugh at the situation, but he ran her through it and she fixed what she did wrong. kitty eventually learned how to function properly as a s.mod...not after makin' many mistakes along the way.

Kitty has had several name changes along the way, first bein' Big man. Durin' her one night fling with GX kitty had a sex change as he wanted a man. Kitty likes to please others. Sadly, he couldn't produce enough fundin' for it and she reverted back into kitty_mckechnie. Their fling ended in kitty gettin' liposuction.
After bein' StupidAquarius for sometime, she changed her name to GIIIIIIIIIRLZ :D. K a i r i, Mish and kitty felt impressed to show their undyin' love for her by changin' their names to LIIIIIIIIIPZ :D, MIIIIIIIIISH :D and KIIIIIIIIITTY :D. Lithium hopped on the bandwagon by changin' his name to LIIIIIIIIITHY :D. The Sistah's were born!

Many members were jealous of them, wishin' they die horrible deaths, or that they should change their names. Some members patheically attempted to follow but they failed miserably. Kitty changed her name once or twice due to reasons unknown, but always went back as she is a weak minded fool. Sadly in the end, Kitty left once again as Mish made her do the dishes with no gloves whilst the others played. The Sistah's broke up. One day, they shall return!

Kitty has had her up's and down's here, but she wouldn't be here if the majority of those were down's. She's a major pain in the toosh, and may be hard to understand...not due to her Scottishness, but she cares for her friends here even if she doesn't always show it. *End of cheesiness*

Have i missed anythin'?

Edit: Kitty also has an unusual level of fangirlism for the game series, The Legend of Zelda. She like elven ears, blus eyes and blonde hair. A man in a green tunic also catches her fancy. Link = Perfect! She can only dream.

Kitty recently posted several pictures of herself in the Post your picture thread. She felt quilty as she continually teased members when she posted pictures of her feet and herself in masks. The two pictures scared members half to death.

Kitty was always a firm believe in the silliness of online marriages. She had always been a loner, the odd ball in life, so she saw no point in changin' that on the internet. Then it happened. Durin' a conversation with VGN, RvR and DA many things were said. DA left for what we can only hope was for a drinkin binge. VGN left - but was still in the convo - because he was bein' teased for his love for Rosey. Kitty and RvR were the only ones left. Kitty always had a soft spot for RvR, or what she liked to call him, her wee Pooka. What he asked came as a complete suprise to her. 'Wanna get married? :3' Kitty wanted to kiss her monitor. The thought of bein' married to the mighty RvR just made her day. And that's how kitty got married. To this day they hardly talk.

kitty is the ruler of the universe, despite what CtR says. On one of her weekly visits to the Queen for a Pokemon battle, kitty overthrew the Queen and banished her to the icy wastelands of the North Pole. Kitty had conquered Britain, but now had her eyes set on the rest of Europe. She gained support from several countries, most willin' to join her conquest. Some resisted, but she threatened them with her Staff Knights. It was at this point that kitty met her King, K a i r i. Kitty adored her King. They found out that Mish was actually their daughter...and some other crazy followed, resultin' in the thread bein' closed by Vivi Dark side. Kitty believes he was jealous of Kitty's love for her King, K a i r i. Everyone knows Vivi wants to 'get it on' with K a i r i.

Kitty, has never been good when it comes to writin'. In fact, her English teacher she had for four years once said, 'You're English sucks, and you'll never pass!'. Such comfortin' words.
Kitty was given the task of creatin' a gift for the member Ienzo. She had no idea what to do. Her art skills were far worse than her English. She could feel the hamsters in her brain runnin' on their wheels. Kitty decided to write a story for her. The idea's came to came her faster than Micheal Jackson to kids. However, Kitty is a slow writter so it took her a while, but she got it done in the end. She thinks she did awright.
Kitty found a new hobby. After many years of hatin' writtin' she began to love it. Several stories followed, but nothin' came close to what she had begun. A story involvin her Sistah's, K a i r i, Girly and Mish. Kitty felt naughty writtin' it. Sadly it was deleted when she tried to transfer it. Kitty went into a great depression. Luckily cats always land on their feet, and kitty was right back up again.
Orginally meant as a story for her Kitty Fan club, kitty wanted to write a Zelda story based on her members. She began to set members character positions, noticin' she could do so much more. What a waste to write a short story when she could write so much more. The hamsters were runnin' again. Askin' Mish for some idea's, she began writtin. Now, kitty has a weakness for teasin', it's one of her favourite past-times. She constantly teased K a i r i on msn. Perhaps constantly is an understatment.
Kitty finished her first chapter of The legend of kh-vids. It was awright. Kitty hasn't posted anythin' new in a long time, but she is gonna do some tonight. Right kitty?

 

Tco and I your bestest buddies.

 

That was beautiful, Kitty. ;3;

 

Beautifully captured :3

 

Very interesting read - now I know more about you!! <3

 

Kitty being a noob?! Not likely.

Your awesome kitty ^_^

 

Chyeah right! XD

I added a small edit.

 

I can only imagine how she'll dress up her man...<shudders>..they'd cosplay all day in their little trailer park and call it Hyrule :P jk jk.

Anyway cool,and you teased people with your feet....O_o..<backs away slowly>

 

This is amazing. It's the true story. You put out the straight facts. :3

I love how you describe yourself in the moments when you first talked to Sara and Sammy requested webcammage.
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oh lolz 8D i like it =D
how could you forget how you got married to RvR o:

 

kitty_mckechnie, I would like to thank you for wasting about half an hour of my time while I stalkerishly looked for those pictures, but, when I found them, they were gone, deleted from the host site.

Thanks again.

lolwut

 

Staff scare me too ^_^;;;​

 

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oh lol!

 

I'm sorry but I just had to post here.
You thought I was the forum's biggest perv? hahaha xD
This is pretty awesome kitty, great job ^^

 

You were the forum's pedo bear. I wouldn't say biggest - that's Crono, but you were at one point in the top few.