A kitty autobiography

That's right, this is my autobiography. I shall tell you things that most people don't know about me...



































































































Born - 06/11/1988
Died - 06/11/2988

 

O_O

So that makes you...*uses fingers*

8 years old! ^^

 

Do I have to do math on this?
D:

 

lomg, it's nearly your birthday?? o:

 

No.................

 

1000 years old.

Well you do show the age.

 

Why do you lie, Kitty? ;_;

 

I wish I could live that long. I'll probably get hit by a cat driving a car tomorrow ._.

 

Kity should be "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIINOSAUR" or "FOSIIIIIIIIIIIL" xD

 

...

>__________________>

 

You fail at not knowing that one of your favorite's friends B-Day is close.>_>

 

I live that long cause i never drink. :3

I don't lie, you just fail to understand the truth. :P

 

I just checked your profile and it IS nearly your birthday. :3

You can't trick me, you sly fox.

 

Hai ther. >w>

 

Now I shall commence with making kitty a present ^_^

 

Are you working on the american system of

MM/DD/YY D=

 

Seriously, you should've known that it was gonna be her B-day soon D:

 

lol, i thought that's what most friends do.

oh rly?

You sure?

 

Lol, kitty's birthday is the same date as my mom-

WAIT A MINUTE! D:

 

Zomg. I think you found your long lost mom D: