A kh-vids marriage.

This is not an actual marriage. I repeat, this is not an actual marriage! Someone does try to tie the knot, but it's not an actual marriage.

Read if you will. :3

CtR: Rosey…you look beautiful!
Rosey: *grunts*
CrT: Come now Rosey. This is your special day, show some enthusiasm!
Rosey: *cracks a cheesy smile*
CrT: *fixes Rosey’s hair* You just have the jitters. It’s common on days like this. You’ll be fine.
Rosey: I-
CrT: hmm?
Rosey: Nothing…

In the kh-vids spam zone

Tootsie: I’m soooo hungry! When can we eat?
Jordier: After the ceremony silly. I CALL DIBS ON THE COOKIES!
Everyone: COOKIES!? *a mad dash towards the food table*
RVR: *clubs noob* A false alarm. Go back to your seats!
Everyone: *groans*

Split: I can’t see vivi anywhere.
Moodkip: That’s because he ain’t here. He’s in the toilet…crying.
Split: Vivi! Crying?!

In the kh-vids bog.

Vivi: *sob* Why…why Rosey? Why must you be marrying him? Of all the noobs it could be, why him? Why not me? I was alwa-…usually good to you.

Back in the spam zone, at the alter.

VGN: Typical of a woman to be late. Always needing to get their hair perfect, smacking all that junk on their faces…
Entire female population and Lithium: BOO! HISS! *hurls troll*
VGN: *hurt by troll on the head* DAMN YOU ALL, YOU SON’S OF A-

*Organ starts playing*
Rosey: *walks down the aisle dressed in a dazzling white dress*
CtR: *carrying the tail of Rosey’s dress*
Random members whispering: Like, oh my gosh! She’s pretty!
VGN is so lucky.
I thought forum marriages were banned? *gets shot*

Rosey: *reaches alter*
Xaldin: We are gathered here today to…
OneWingedHeartless: Rate me one to ten.
Xaldin: *cough* We are gathered here today to…
OneWingedHeartless: Is anyone stalking me right now?
Xaldin: *slightly angry* We are gathered here today to…
OneWingedHeartless: ABLAH!
Xaldin: Down the slide of fire with you! *kills OWH* Anymore outbursts?
Christhor: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
RVR: *clubs Christhor*
Xaldin: right! We are gathered here today to…*looks for interruptions* …to witness the marriage of Rosey and VGN. *continues with the rest of the speech*
If anyone has any reason why these two should not wed, please speak now.

Congregation: *silence*
Xaldin: Very wel-
Vivi: WAIIIIIT! *Runs and grabs Rosey’s hand* Why? Why are you doing this? I thought we had something special!
Rosey: vivi…I-I’m sorry. *lets go of vivi’s hand*
VGN: Yeah, get lost! You’re not welcomed here. *wrapping his arms around Rosey*
Vivi: I-I can’t believe what I’m seeing! NO! I can’t take this! *places hand in pocket, pulling something out* I should’ve done this a long time ago…
Rosey: VIVI, NO! Don’t do it!
Vivi: It’s too late now Rosey. *pulling out a rope from his pocket, looping it around his neck*
RVR: Vivi this is nonsense! STOP!
Vivi: *is pulled away*
Laurence_Fox: He’s my plaything now. *pulls vivi by his leash to her side, petting him.*
Forsaken: hahahaha vivi!
Laurence_Fox: what you talking about? *pulls Forsaken by the leash* You’re my plaything too! *drags Forsaken and vivi into Current events section*

VGN: Good riddance I say.
Rosey: vivi…
CrT: *hugs Rosey*
VGN: C’mon, lets just do this already.
Xaldin: blah blah blah…VGN you want Rosey to be you cyber wife? To cyber only with her? To cherish ever MSN convo you will ever have with her?
VGN: I do.
Xaldin: Same question for you Rosey.
Rosey: I…I…I can’t do it! *burst into tears* I don’t love him! HECK! I can’t stand the man! He’s an ***!

Congregation: Le gasp!
CtR: Rosey, what’s going on?
Rosey: I didn’t want to marry him…I was forced to. Blackmailed!
RVR: By who?
Rosey: I dunno, b-but they stole something from me. *still crying*
RVR: What?
Rosey: The Christmas card you sent me RVR. *breaks down*
RVR: The monsters! Who would do such a cruel thing?! I even put a dollar in that card. A DOLLAR!
VGN: *Whistling as he stealthy walks away.*
CtR: That’s just so wrong.
RVR: Call me crazy, but I have reasons to believe it was VGN that stole my card and forced Rosey to marry!
John.S : CRAAAAAAAAAAZY! *gets mauled by CtR*

Congregation: *looks at VGN hiding under the Question Time threads.* GET HIM!
VGN: *Is attacked by majority of kh-viders.* PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE, STOP! Have mercy!
cocohints: STOP! Don’t move a muscle!
Everyone: *pauses*
cocohints: *takes out pencil and drawing paper. Sketches VGN getting battered* It’s hard to draw this when you are all moving…(sometime later)…done. You may all continue.

Higherbeing: This is getting us nowhere. I suggest a trial! *posts in suggestion thread*

Several posts later.
Darkwatch: Order, order!
Darkandroid: I’ll have a Big Mac with extra extra cheese. Oh, and an extra bag of chips.
Girly: MCDONALDS! *drools*
Darkwatch: I r not bemused. *slams hammer on Darkandroid*
Darkandroid: *eyes water*
Darkwatch: The court is now in session. Cin, you have the floor (Cin is on Rosey’s side).
Cin: Ladies and gentlemen for the jury, I would like to call up my first witness, the cardnapped! RVR’s card.
RVR’s card: …
Cin: Is the one that cardnapped you in this forum?
RVR’s card: …
Cin: Is or is that not the members that cardnapped you? *points at VGN*
RVR’s card: *falls*
Cin: That’s was a yes! It’s nodded! IT NODDED! Guilty, you are guilty!
Darkwatch: I don’t think we need to ask the jury about a verdict. VGN you are guilty.
VGN: B-but…
Darkwatch: GUILTY! I R KING OF THE COURT FOOL! BAN HIM! BAAAAAAANN!

Tear gas fills the court room, killing off several members, some being Jube and risk. VGN is pulled to safety by a man in a hooded cloak.
Man in cloak: Are you ready?
VGN: Who are you? Am I ready for what?
Man in cloak: Are you ready to join the hussy side?
VGN: Hussy side? Don’t you mean Dark side?
Man in cloak: *slaps VGN* No, the hussy side. Are you ready to move to the next level?
VGN: I am.
Man in cloak: good.

The man in cloak took VGN to met with several others in cloaks.

What is this hussy side, and what does all this mean? What possessed me to write this? Shall I continue?

(Excuse the grammer mistakes, but i'm too lazy to go through it all right now)

I <3333333333 Rosey. Please don't hate me. :3

 

............LOL

That was great xD

 

xD

That was a great story, nice work Kitty. :3 Lol @ my card on trial.

Mah dollar! D:

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:3

 

You captured OWH perfectly.

 

This. was. ****ing. awesome.

And I was in it. I ****ing adore you right now.

 

This made me laugh hysterically because of the trial....:D

 

I hurted DA. ;;

 

So is a sequel on demand?

 

......duh.

You just portrayed everyone so well xDDDDDDDDD

 

utter garbagé...
because i'm not there :3








kidding...

 

I was gonna add in more members but i was short for time. I'll add more in the next part. :3

 

Everyone was so in-character. XD

Consider teh sequel demanded!

 

yes, you must.
you wrote OWH soooo well :3
SEQUEL!

 

Oh, I see how it is. Forget all about poor old GX.

 

Of course, we NEED a sequel xD

 

My card will have it's revenge. >:

 

Don't forget about your missing dollar!

 

Yes.......a sequel is demanded.....take your time...but don't take too long.

 

Dude! I am the worst writer ever! Takes me ages to write stuff! (except this XD)

 

I r source of inpersation (I thinkz)