A Fairy Tale

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    Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned
    by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could
    have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and
    ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as
    he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have
    a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he
    still had no answer, he would be put to death.

    The question?....What do women really want?
    Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable
    man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query.
    But, since it was better than death, he accepted the
    Monarch's' proposition to have an answer by year's
    end.

    He returned to his kingdom and began to poll
    everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even
    the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could
    give him a satisfactory answer.

    Many people advised him to consult the old
    witch, for only she would have the answer.

    But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout
    the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

    The last day of the year arrived and Arthur
    had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer
    the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

    The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot,
    the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and
    Arthur's closest friend!

    Young Arthur was horrified. She was
    hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like
    sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered
    such a repugnant creature in all his life.

    He refused to force his friend to marry her
    and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of
    the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

    He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's
    life and the preservation of the Round Table.

    Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch
    answered Arthur's question thus:

    What a woman really wants, she answered....is
    to be in charge of her own life.

    Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that
    the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's
    life would be spared.

    And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom
    and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

    The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot,
    steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the
    bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful
    woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The
    astounded Lancelot asked what had happened .

    The beauty replied that since he had been so
    kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would
    henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time
    and the beautiful maiden the other half.

    Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

    Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the
    day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at
    night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would
    he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by
    night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate
    moments?

    What would YOU do?

    What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make
    YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?






    Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER
    to make the choice herself.

    Upon hearing this, she announced that she
    would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her
    enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

    Now....what is the moral to this story?

    Scroll down






    The moral is.....
    If you don't let a woman have her own way....
    Things are going to get ugly !!!
     
  2. Cutsman Gummi Ship Junkie

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    wow. i actually really liked that story. darn me tho cuz i wouldn't have let her choose for herself. i said hot at night.
     
  3. Magick ~Meaner then my demons~

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    Lolz that is soooo true. Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman.
     
  4. Cutsman Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I heard that in Xmen 3 :O
     
  5. Magick ~Meaner then my demons~

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    Yeah, its a popular theme. That ish a good movie.