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Right inside, sir. Smex on the left, crack on the right. Restrooms down the hall. Remember, it's not rape if they yell "Surprise."

 

And I'll be upstairs in the bedroom.

 

When you say crack I get the feeling you're not talking about drugs.

 

I want in >:/

 

Be careful, that's where we keep the concubines.

No, I am. There's plenty of ass in the smex section.

 

i wanna join this also...>8D

 

*Writes name down on the guest list*

Space is limited, please reserve your spot now.

 

$ _ $

 

Damn it, where can I be with my meat slave then? D:

 

Oh yes *mwhahahahaha*

 

How many spots left? <3

 

Can I interest the good sir in some of our finest crack?

 

*Writes down name*

Excellent, enjoy your stay.

 

This should totally become a forum family or shop or something.

 

I will be first to join >:3

 

The drug-sex family?

 

xDD I have to make that thread now. >8D

*Goes to make thread*

 

Shot gun to join as one of the leaders.

 

Ditto.

Call it the Sexy Party Family <3

 

I've got 5000 pounds of wee- green stuff in my room