101 Ways to Get Rid of a Cold

Basically just count up to how many ways you could get rid of a cold. Can be as sensible or random as you want ;)

1. Kill a guy with the first or last name of 'Cold'.

 

fall asleep in a dish full of soup...

 

Butt secks...

 

Sexual relations of the anus

 

I never woulda thought of that...

 

Write Cold in the death note

 

Tylenol. Duh.

 

Of course, if you have the stamina to beat a cold's face in with a bottle of tylenol for an hour

 

Hell yes. You are able to build up your stamina if you run across Canada from coast to coast in a single morning.

 

Thanks I'll take that advice...and I'll do it in an afternoon. Beat that...

But I digress, would a laser gun kill a cold?

 

Umm... Ok... Sure thing... Not like thats weird or anything...

 

Laser guns cannot penetrate micro bacteria.

LAZORS, on the other hand...

 

Of course, I'm an idiot for ever thinking that. Now charge up your LAZORS!

Can a cold be beheaded? Or does it have one to begin with?

 

they have to be spartan lasers.

 

It's a cloud of floating super-bacteria. The only thing you'll behead is the person standing in front of it.

Unless your beheading of said person was intentional.

 

To have a spartan kick it out of ya...

 

.....perhaps......

Can we kill it with fire? OwO