1000 Ways to Annoy a Keyblade Master lol

Kid nap riku

 

1. for Mickey: Minnie is cheating on you with goofy. 2.spread a false rumor about him. 3.sing the Barney song in thier ear 1000x 4.sell their keyblade on ebay 5. for Sora: convince Kairi to go out with someone else

 

Get a master key and open kingdom hearts first

 

Just a couple of ones to add...

What number are we on? About 169?

169. Replace their Keychains with appropriately shaped confectionery (e.g. Haribo hearts for Ultima Weapon) and see what it does to the Keyblade.

170. Continuously claim that the Sonic Screwdriver is far better at opening locks, as well as actually doing almost anything else as well.
Just don't mention that the Sonic Screwdriver doesn't do wood.

171. Digitise them and place them in an alternate World That Never Was. Hack the programming to disable the Keyblade Appearance Protocol that previously saved Roxas's hide in KHII. Cause many "wonders" (a.k.a. glitches). Finally, do NOT keep backup copies of them, so that they are permanently aware that one slip-up and they're gone completely.

 

Number 172: Start back up the Heartless Manufacary in Hollw Bastion! :)

 

5 month necrobump..... What the fork?!

173: Turn him into a nobody

 

I was going to say the same thing.. but

174: Make them do Caramelldansen...

 

Bumping ftw

I love to bump threads. Breathes new life into them. Anyway, this thread is great, and where else do you propose I put ways to annoy a Keyblade master other than the thread created for that purpose? :)

 

175: Create a fake lock a put it on everything
176: Point out that the king he adores so much is a mouse and easily lured by cheese
177: For mickey only: Surround him in mouse traps and mouse poison. Then taunt him from safety