1000 Ways to Annoy a Keyblade Master lol

strait from the mind of rinn XD
121. date riku *glomps him* (you all know it was coming)
122. when hes/shes sleeping, play electric guitar really loudly in his/her ear (this will probably work best on sora XD)
123. make them watch sailor moon with you (i love that show) (also works with tokyo mew mew and other such shojo animes)
124. get a t-shirt that says 'IM WITH A KEYBLADE MASTER'
125. buy them a T-shirt that says 'THEY'RE WITH A KEYBLADE MASTER'
126. get tham a plant. act mortally offended when they dont water it and it dies.
127. steal their shoes XD...
128. ...tell them demyx did it XD (no offense to demmy fans)
129. constantly speak in fluid, rapid, non-understandable french (actually, any language would do just fine XD)
XDDDDDDDDDDD arnt i a riot? XDDDDDDD lolz

 

130. emotionally cripple sora by showing him every person hes ever been paried to in yaoi history

(i think this has been said >w>)

 

well lets see steal the hair gel form sora lets see what he looks like without it

 

131.
- Lock him in a closet so Riku can do Ask Sora again.

132.
- When he leaves yell " Hey! He's gone! Party :woohoo: "

134.
- You ---> :roll: Him ---> :gunwtf:

 

fwhahahaha! Me and my super lawyer, :ff10sora: , wish to help you annoy random keyblade masters around the world!

Email them the ff10sora thing, then say that they are in Final Fantasy 10

get there "data", then make 1000 replica's of them.

send them an illegal copy of a Kingdom Hearts game. Then tell the FBI.

Ressurect Organization13

(Sora) make him become roomates with Roxas when he goes to college.

Make a tape recording of Sora's date with Kairi, then play it over and over while in Riku's room. When it does it automatically, pit it in Riku's pillowcase.

 

this is my first post!!! :action-smiley-057: :registro5B15D: woooooooooo!!!
so i thought id post it on some thing funny.
my ideas:

-fill all his e-mail with talking smilies
-write notes to him im braille
-call his name and when he looks at you, act like you don't know what hes talking about
-try to brush his teeth for him
-mess up his gravity defying hair that took forever to get right

 

Well than,
Welcome to KHV!

just be sure to number them please?

135.
- Call him gay in leat!

 

136- ask him to open a jar of peanut butter for you...
PEANUT BUTTER DOESNT REQUIRE A KEY
137- Forge a letter with a mickey symbol on it, let him open and read it thinking its something important...and have the message be "hi."
138- promise something...then lie...

 

okay thanks

139-fill all his e-mail with talking smilies
140-write notes to him im braille
141-call his name and when he looks at you, act like you don't know what hes talking about
142-try to brush his teeth for him
143-mess up his gravity defying hair that took forever to get right

 

u dun need to repost, just go back and edit the old one =D

144: ask him if he wants a cookie. when he(or she) says yes, tell them 'well i guess its too bad i dont have any, ne?'
145: poke them. constantly.
146: shove ice cubes down the back of their shirts.
XD

 

147.
-yell at them everytime they do something right instead of wrong!

 

my new ideas!!!:laughing-smiley-004

148-Adjust the tint on his TV so that all the people are green
149-Ask him to prove everything he says. (example: him:"I'm Sora, nice to meet you..." you: "PROVE IT!")
150-Chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!" all day
151-Call him "Champ" or "Tiger." and refer to yourself as "Coach."
152-Dress exactly like him
153-Sing along at an opera

A few more:

154-TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
155-Holler random numbers while he is counting.
156-Speak to him in Morse code.
157-"Forget" the punch line to a long joke, but assure him it was a "real hoot."
158-Say "okay, you're gay" to anything he says.

 

Oh OH I know!

Make a pokemon named after them
Post their "naughty" pics on Photobucket, Deviant Art, And their parents' emails.
Mistake him for Xemnas
Send them to Lyoko
Get them to help me delete my 100000 heartless thread
Put them into the SPAM zone
Make them go on a date with Vexen, he goes both ways.
Wipe thier memory, make them think that their Jar Jar Binks.
Poke. Poke.
Turn them into a nobody. FWHAHAHAHAHA!
turn them into a card.
Make him go to a Q&A with George Bush. They will ask, "if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?" Hed say "Im not a tree, Im a bush"
Annoy them, duh
Borrow Tidus' cellphone, (idea from Destiney's Force's Sora Kairi SWITCHED)

 

Do this to him

 

hahaha!!! XD
X3


play the *im not touching you* game

 

steal his keyblade and use it to get into peoples diaries, firstly his of course

 

Find a lock their key can't open

 

How does this have so many long posts?

Like anyone will read it. xD

 

160- tell him he smells like cheese

 

Poke him with a key and say "HA HA! NOW I'VE OPENED YOUR HEART! TAKE THAT YOU HAUGHTY SON OF A GUN!"