1000 Ways to Annoy a Keyblade Master lol

lolz irony

 

-give sora fake ingredients and tell him to make a potion....(BOOM)
-wear a riku costume,beat sora up and take his keyblade and his munny
-put sora in an anti bacteria bubble and push him around
-tie sora to a tree and make a sign that says "FEED MY PET DOG"
-wear an invisible cloak and folow sora around and pull down his pants each time
-get a bag of dry rice and pour it in kairi's undies and say Sora did it
-get a fork and stab sora in the butt until he goes aayyyyyyyyyyye!!!!!
-give sora a plastic keyblade and tell him that the plastic 1 is the real 1
-give sora acorns and tell him to throw it at squirels until they get angry...(rabid squriels!!!!)
-put sora in a giant jar and make him roll down a hill

 

WTH!! why is your name that? You're even weirder then i am and I'm upstest with old people!!!!You gotta admit these are fuunny good job .. weirdo ..

 

well thats wut happens when i feel like having fun.... i think i got another

-play golf in sora's house and hit him in the face with the ball and say oops!

 

heheh


BEAT THIS!!

- Beat him in Tony Hawk's Project 8 and yell at him every 2 secs " YOU GOT PWNNED NUB!!!!!! "

funy.. I'm playing THP8 right now.. heh heh..

 

-have him and you play Kingdom Hearts. Laugh when he can't beat a boss the first time around.

 

Okay, since I can't update this often enough, here's what we'll do. You guys can post your own parts of the list, but number them according to the last one that someone put up. I believe my last one was number 77.

 

oh.. okay.. cool..

Here are mine.. starting from 78


78.
Say to him
"Yeh You're no Keyblade master , cuz if you were a keyblade master then you'd be able to do this!!" and then jump around wildly swingin youre fake kayblade and fall on the ground and break your leg!!


79.
Keep calling him and ask him "What's The riku code i know that you know it!!!"

80.
To Sora:
Show him a PhotoShopped picture of Riku and Kairi Kissing!

81.
To Sora:
Convince him That Kairi Reads This magazine that Says it's cool to show your Bellybutton (like Riku) And then Convince Riku That Kairi Thinks Its hot to wear Clothes Like Sora! And Then Show Them To Kairi! and Then You Will Confuse Kairi!

82.
To Sora:
Convince Him That Mickey likes being around Kairi Cuz He can See up he skirt thingy (dont really care what its called) :speechless-smiley-0

83.
To Anyone:
Keep calling them Mr. NoNiples lol

84.
Threaten to kill KeyBlade Spirit cuz KeyBlade Spirit is the only thing giving Sora the ability to Wield the KeyBlade!! haahah!!

85.
Say to him " Guess what I got a Keyblade ,too Sucker!! " And then take out your car keys and open your car door!!

86.
Kill yourself on PURPOSE on Kh2 against Sephiroth and say to him " OMG you just got pwned by Sephy!!

 

-get Ash Ketchum and tell him that sora is a new pokemon

 

88. send the "keyblade master" to the pokemon world next to a pokemon trainer who wants a fight

89.bring xemnas back and clone him 9999999999999999 times

 

idea's

I have an idea. Lead Sora to a false keyhole then have him punk'd. heh heh.
OR you could have him in a geico comercial. So easy a Keyblade master can use it.

 

Good I love Geico Commercials!


90. Say it's his bursdag and call a Clown to entertain for his party

91. Steal his parents' baby pictures and show it to the girl he likes

 

-tie sora to a tree and throw plastic at him
-kick sora in the nuts and ask him if it hurts
-get 6,000 copies of KH2 and throw them at sora
-make sora go anti-form and call animal controll
-make sora crazy and make him destroy his own keyblade
-introduce sora to fanart website and make him look at the bad pictures of him
-get a shot gun and say "ha! this will pwn your keyblade!"
-push sora on to the floor and kick him while saying "who's da weakling now???"
-get a 39 and a half foot pole and start pokeing sora with it
-make sora scream and shove a rotten banana down his windpipe


thats all i got for now....





GO AWAY OR ILL KILL U IF U COME NEAR ME

 

Dude this is more like torture than annoyance! Plus you spelled Poking wrong..
Alzo
You forgot to number them..
Fine kill me see what I care!!!! eeehh ooohhh ahh ahh!!

 

I got one!

go up to him with your house key and say "How am I supposed to fight with this?!?!"

 

OK i dont number my jokes i just put dashes on them
any ways....
-make sora stand near a cliff....walk towards him slowly and push him...
-make sora grow a beard and cut half of it off then call him and say HALF BEARD
-pwn sora on counter strike
-tie sora to a chair,put an mp3 player full of barney songs on him and make him listen to it for 12 hours
-get a monkey to poop on a catapult and fling the monkey poop on sora's house


all i got



I FEEL ANNOYED YOU......GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!......





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okay
..Anywayz..
92. Convince Sora that he can end world hunger
93. Introduce Sora to rap music

 

i got somes! =D
94. throw biscuts (or rocks) at them. constantly.
95. knit them things. really hideous things.
96.when you look at them, cover your eyes and say "IT BURNS!"
XDDDD

 

97. Make a parody of Crank Dat Soulja Boy callled Crank Dat Keyblade Mastah
98. Sign him up for Lady Wrestling and when a girl beats him say "WTF?!?!? You Lost?!?!? Hahaha !! J00 G07 0Wn3D |NuB|"
99. convince him that this is all a dream..
100. Yell ' Insert KeyBlade Master's Name Here ' and then when he looks at you wait 5 secs and say ' Hi! '


W007!! I made it to 100!!

 

-throw sharp rocks at sora
-keep calling sora,dora the explorer and keep singing the theme song
-get a sack and tell him "go in theres cookies"
-tell sora to get a life its all fake
-tell sora "kairi whispered in ur ear and said" "i'm a man"








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