1000 Ways to Annoy a Keyblade Master lol

oh another one!
Threaten to kill KeyBlade Spirit cuz KeyBlade Spirit is the only thing giving Sora the ability to Wield the KeyBlade!! haahah!!

 

1. Get Xigbar drunk, then present him with a pair of Larxene's undies. -Kudos to Psycrowe's Xemnas reports-
2. Send Sora and Riku a letter with the King's seal. :D
3. Give Kairi the oppertunity to have her own adventure, then show Sora and Riku how more kick-*** she is compared to them. -ok, ok, fanfic self-promotion, but it's still funny-

 

Say to him " Guess what I got a Keyblade ,too Sucker!! " And then take out your car keys and open your car door!!

Kill yourself on PURPOSE on Kh2 against Sephiroth and say to him " OMG you just got pwned by Sephy!! "

 

1.Make him meet a stronger and even more cooler keyblade master
2.Pretend to be a policeman and arrest the keyblade master/s for whacking people with keys
3.Show him your *****

 

Like Terra?

 

Sing cristmas carols around them all the time, unless ur in halloween/christmas town.
XDDDDDDDD
PS: THE LOG PWNS ALL!!!

 

No Terra gets defeated by Sora in FM+

Who is the log?


Plus
They might enjoy that i know i do :rockdover: Sometimes..

 

HOW HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF THE LOG!!!!!!
Check out this vid
Link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQO2mj_8djk

 

...Poop in his breakfast.















































































I win.

 

Steal his keyblade and lock him in a box.

 

OOO! And throw Riku in there w/him.

 

the log is someone who will pwn u
because it has already pwned Sasuke Uchiha and Chuck Norris
lolz

i mean the really annoying, screwed up versions
lolz

 

Give him sidekicks like Donald and Goofy. That'd be the best way.

 

He also pwned Itachi.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q12iTh10AOM

 

Give him a shadow heartless for a pet.

 

These are my little brothers picks.

1. When he is looking at something get in front of him so he can't see it.
2. (If Roxas) Defeat him and make fun of him
3. (If Sora) If he wants to see Kairi he has to do everything I say and then when I'm done I'll tell him just kidding
4. (If Sora) Put on an Oggie Boogie costume and try to scare him.
5. Take his keyblade and run away with it saying "Catch me if you can!"
6. (If Sora) Pretend that I'm Maleficent and tell him I'm going to destroy your Island.

My Picks
1. Put him in a room of a whole bunch of locks and tell him to figure out which one is the real one to get out. He wont know that none of them are real.

 

Okay, since I can't update this often enough, here's what we'll do. You guys can post your own parts of the list, but number them according to the last one that someone put up. I believe my last one was number 77.

 

-throw a peanut at sora every time he moves/talks or make noises
-put a sign on riku's or sora's back that says "Im mental" and take them to a
insane assylum
-Make fun of Sora's keyblade
-slap sora and say riku did it
-at 3 am replace sora's clothes with ballerina outfits:)
-throw a pokeball at sora and say i captured a sora!
-throw a CD at sora and say it's only a frizbee
-open the gummi ship and take sora's keyblade and lock the door
-turn invisible and give riku and sora a wedgie
-Get a giant crate with 30 angry cats in it and put sora inside
-staple sora to the floor
-get a giant dart board and throw darts at sora and say you missed
-tell sora that kairi is cheating on him with namine


yay! first on 10th page