1000 Ways to Annoy a Keyblade Master lol

Yeah. THE LOG RULES ALL! Even Chuck Norris!

 

*gasp* BLASPHEMY!!!!

 

No it's not. The log beat Chuck Norris at not being Chuck Norris. Therefore according to "The Rules of Awesomeness" (great book by the way) if someone beats the most awesome person (Chuck Norris) then that person rules over said awesome person (still Chuck Norris).

 

1.Edit all the ansem notes with random words such as I ish luv cookies! Or, make Riku and Kairi date!! Put sora near the tree in destiny islads and make kairi and riku walk over that area and kiss right in front of him.
2. Keep singing about heartlesses and how ansem hearts riku.
3. Wear an Organization hoodie and smack sora in the face, and when you disguise yourself as a different person, say that Lexaeus did it.
4. Bring winnie the pooh to Sora's birthday every year, and train pooh to say the same words all the time.
5. Tell cloud to give sora birthday beats every day of the year.

 

Introduce him to a new type of soul sucking creature.

 

Well, nobodies seem to upset Sora enough for being alive so...


-Let him wake up to Demyx standing over him with breakfast
-Make Axel follow him around and say "Got it memorized?" everytime he said something.
-Let Xemnas rant about how hard it is to be leader of Organization.13

 

Tick off Saix while dressed as Sora.
Introduce Sora to Resident Evil,Silent Hill,or Clock Tower 3.

 

freeze yourself and kairi so sora cant unfreeze you both :p

 

Give Sora a real key and tell him to fight with it :p

 

PM them to me and then I'll post them.

 

This is one of the most hilarious threads I've read in a long time. Unfortunately I can't think of anything new. But those of you who are keep it up!:)

Give him a real key and tell him to fight with it. LOL!! I love that one.

 

Thanks.
BTW, how did you get the scrolling text in your sig?

 

You make the text by doing this <Marquee>text</Marquee>

I hope I helped.:unsure:

 

[COLOR=#0]It didn't work. Unless it only works for sigs[/COLOR]

 

I thought you wanted it for your sig.:(

 

I did but I wanted to test it in a post first.


EDIT: Yay! My 6th page! :woohoo:

 

I love it, lol it's too funny.

 

Oh I like these kinds of threads. Let's see if I've still got my randomosity inside of me.

To Sora:
-Tell him to unlock cheat codes. His key unlocks EVERYTHING right?
-Show him all the KH Gary-Stus who look just like a re-colored him... and say he's far from original compared to them. (Actually, this works with any character.)
-Tell him Roxas is better than he is.
To Riku:
-Call him "WIMP!!" all the time if he refuses to fight you.
To Mickey:
-Say "LOLZ U R IN LUV W/ RIKU! LEIK, YUCK!!" (Sorry to those who actually like Riku/Mickey. :()
-Make Minnie think he cheated on her by showing a pic of him with some other girl.
To Roxas:
-Tell him Sora is better than him. (I doubt he'd mind though.)

More to come.

 

Steal his keyblade, and use it to roast marshmallows XD

 

Yay for quotage