1000 Ways to Annoy a Keyblade Master lol

I'll try to get one up each Wednesday but if I can't think of enough then I won't. Also the next one will have ALOT, so it will be all things that people have suggested. Check back 2morrow and continue looking out for Ask Sora. I should have it up by Friday. I'll post a link here. And remember all you sig makers, if you can make one that links to and advertises this thread, post it with code. Also I will NOT accept posted ideas anymore. So PM them or don't have them put up.

Also, do any of you know an Admin or Mod's name. Cuz I want to try to get a section for all Comedies (Like this one.) all Fanfics, etc.

 

Highlight 16+ Only! make the keyblade into a dildo and give it to kairi

 

lol force him to use donalds weapon XD

 

Teleport them to Atlantica, then destroy the path thus the way of escape being destroyed.
Spray Sora or Riku with Axe.
Show Mickey some cheese.
Lock them with a lock that can't be unlocked with a keyblade in a room with Donald.

 

lol these are funny. her's one:

Tell Sora that his father is really Xehanort, thus confusing him and making him turn evil.

(not very good lol)

 

1. Hand him a bunch of posters and say he has to get a real job.
2. Hand him some soap in the shape of a lock and tell him that it is used to unlock 'Clean' because he must be filthy when he has not bathed for an entire game.
3. Ask him what kind of gel he uses to get his hair to stick up that way.
4. Tell him Kairi is locked in her bathroom and he has to save her as she's just taking a bath. Should create a memorable scene there.
5. Take him to a cross-dresser prostitute ring on some street and ask him to identify all the females in the group.
6. Take him out to a car lot and find your dream car, convince him that you lost the keys and have him unlock it for you, and then drive off leaving him behind.
7. Put a sign on his back that says "I have a BIG KEY" and an arrow that points downwards.
8. Ask if his feet are -really- as big as his shoe size and follow up with why he doesn't act his age -or- his shoe size which is about the same.
9. Report to truant officers that there's this kid who is not in school and happens to be running around instead with a giant Key.
10. Sit him down in front of the computer and type his name in and Google search to show him all of the bad fanfics and fan hentai that has him in it.
11. Tell him that he really has the hots for Riku instead of Kairi repeatedly and say you mailed Riku a paopu fruit with a letter from Sora saying he can't live without Riku and spies out his window into Riku's from home.
12. Tell him to change into Anti-Form so that you can take him to a Halloween party as your pet dog.
13. Pose as an 'interspace' cop and pull over the Gummi Ship and ask Sora if he has a license to be piloting that thing.
14. Break into people's lockers, glue their books inside and act like normal...then when people start complaining say there's only one person you know who has a Key that can open anything.
15. Invite Sora to a sleepover party for girls where they all dress up in costumes like Ping's.

Okay there's some donations to it. Not very good but I'm sure I could think of more when I wake up. Cool list idea by the way!

 

XD pet dog? He would be like, the best pet in the history of pets!

Ask them repeatedly to unlock a open door (not just unlocked a wide open door)

That's all I can think of....

 

Um...let's see, uh...

1) Kick him in the nuts.
2) Call him "Sora-chan" (the female-name-suffix) repetitively.
3) Tell Kairi a lie about Sora cheating on her, leading her to whack him with her keyblade.
4) Sing "Sora and ___(anyone's name except Kairi's) sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
5) Force him to do all your chores and homework. xP

I can't really come up with anything else. lol

 

1. Start whacking him repeatedly with your housekey and yell, "WHY ISN'T IT WORKING??!!!"
2. Chuck green Nerf balls at him telling him they're HP orbs.
3. Start yelling at him when he tells you he's got full HP.
4. Poke him repeated.

 

Tired of waiting...

Since he doesn't seem to have updated in awhile, I want to put these out there before someone else beats me to it. :yelling:

-Make them watch you fight the Organization XIII Data
-Make them watch you fight the Organization XIII Data w/restrictions
-Make them watch you fight the Organization XIII Data w/no damage, no magic, no drive, no abilities, no items and then laugh in their face for not being able to do that in real life
-Go out on a date with Kairi/Namine
-Go out on a date with Sora/Riku/Roxas, order everything on the menu and leave them with the bill.
-Tell them their Nobody never existed
-Mug their Keyblade, Munny & the keys to their Gummi Ship
-Jack their Gummi Ship and go joyriding in it
-Say "Are we there yet?" everytime they're trying to avoid an oncoming asteroid while they're driving the Gummi Ship
-Tell Riku he needs a haircut
-Tell Sora/Roxas to get their head shaved
-Tell Riku he'd look better with a ponytail
-Steal Sora's "KH Babes" Calendar...and show it to Kairi.
-Ask why he hangs out with a duck that has a speech impediment
-Ask why he hangs out with a dog that can walk on two legs
-Tell them that they're still dreaming and the entire adventure never happened
-Ask them what their job benefits are
-Ask them if being a Keyblade master has a medical and dental plan
-Propose to them
-Ask them if they feel stupid for wielding a giant metal key.
-Raid their fridge
-Drop the Gummi Ship on their house
-Crash the Gummi ship into their "secret place"
-Ask them if they have any real friends that aren't from Disney, Final Fantasy or Twilight Town
-Ruffle Sora's hair
-Ruffle Kairi's hair
-Ask them why hot dogs come in packs of 10 while buns only come in packs of 8

There's more where that came from! :laughing-smiley-004

 

1. Pull Sora over while driving the Gummi Ship and ask for a liscence.
2. Offer donald some pants.
3. Make him go into Anti-Form and hang from a ledge. Stay on the ledge till the drive form ends and see what happens.
4. Pawn the keyblade for a 12 pack of paopou juice and ask kairi if she's thirsty.
5. Convince Roxas that Sora is really the nobody, and Roxas is the true keyblade master.
6. Introduce Mickey to a cat.
7. Replace the keychain on the keyblade with a keychain that says 'To find out how to keep an idiot busy, please turn".
8. Send Sora to the Pokemon world and tell him that he has to catch them all.
9. Force donald and harry Potter into a magic duel
10. give Sora a cell phone and release the number on a fangirl website.
11. Tell him that Sephiroth and Cloud are in a conspiracy to steal kairi for themselves.
12. Make him a match.com profile named KeybladeMaster and see who replies.
13. Find a Kairi look alike, go out with her.
14. Leave Sora and Donald on a deserted island with lot's of firewood and no food and see what happens.

Ok, I'm out.

haha, one joke for each member of the organization.

 

Uhh....

Make them all do a KH idol, and force Riku to sing

"My keyblade brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like
mine's better than yours"


Tell Kairi that Namine told you that Axel told her that Marluxia told him that Larxene told him that Vexen told her that Xemnas told him that Riku's been going to an online dating site under her name and sending E-paopous to Xemnas


Make Namine draw Axel and Roxas hugging in Sharpie so they can't stop hugging eachother XD (Not sure how that would work, but oh well)


Make Axel put Larxene's undies in the freezer and tell her Zexy did it


That's all i got.... :P

 

Start a barber shop. :D

 

Tell Sora you have organised a date for Sora with Kairi, and instead send Goofy

 

Here's the next list. YOU BETTER LIKE IT!!!!!!!!! :yelling: jk :lol:

29.Keep calling him Roxas
Reptar : D
30.say that ansem is back trying to get Riku to turn evil again.
Black Phoenix
31.-Make them watch you fight the Organization XIII Data
32.-Make them watch you fight the Organization XIII Data w/restrictions
33.-Make them watch you fight the Organization XIII Data w/no damage, no magic, no drive, no abilities, no items and then laugh in their face for not being able to do that in real life
34.-Go out on a date with Kairi/Namine
35.-Go out on a date with Sora/Riku/Roxas, order everything on the menu and leave them with the bill.
36.-Tell them their Nobody never existed
37.-Mug their Keyblade, Munny & the keys to their Gummi Ship
38.-Jack their Gummi Ship and go joyriding in it
39.-Say "Are we there yet?" everytime they're trying to avoid an oncoming asteroid while they're driving the Gummi Ship
40.-Tell Riku he needs a haircut
41.-Tell Sora/Roxas to get their head shaved
42.-Tell Riku he'd look better with a ponytail
43.-Steal Sora's "KH Babes" Calendar...and show it to Kairi.
44.-Ask why he hangs out with a duck that has a speech impediment
45.-Ask why he hangs out with a dog that can walk on two legs
46.-Tell them that they're still dreaming and the entire adventure never happened
47.-Ask them what their job benefits are
48.-Ask them if being a Keyblade master has a medical and dental plan
49.-Propose to them
50.-Ask them if they feel stupid for wielding a giant metal key.
51.-Raid their fridge
52.-Drop the Gummi Ship on their house
53.-Crash the Gummi ship into their "secret place"
54.-Ask them if they have any real friends that aren't from Disney, Final Fantasy or Twilight Town
55.-Ruffle Sora's hair
56.-Ruffle Kairi's hair
57.-Ask them why hot dogs come in packs of 10 while buns only come in packs of 8
From Destiny’s Force
58.give his cell number to people that r always looing there keys
59.give him a heartless 4 his b day
60.(if Sora) tease him about his hair
From Dynasyx
61.(For Sora) If you're sitting beside him at a shaky table, shake the table really hard and say, "That's what Kairi and Riku are doing right now..."
From Khhottie30
62.call sora roxas
63.when he calls you a kook, say "the only kook I see is holding an over-sized key."
From Amberdslovick
64.Have Namine ask Sora out with Roxas clearly watching, and then have Kairi ask Roxas out with Sora clearly watching.
From Darkcloud
65.-summon a big (like Darkside big) keyblade, and say, "Hey wanna fight?"
66.-make them play any Zelda game.
67.-trick them into thinking that they can use their keyblade to unlock any door in the Zelda game.
From Way_2_the_Dawn
68.Yell random boss quotes whenever he's around.
69.Whenever he tries to kill a heartless/nobody, point at another enemy in the group and yell "He has a wife and kids! Have a heart why don't you?"
70.Tell him the futility of hitting people with the blunt edge of a giant key.
71.Dress up like him, and go piss off Sephiroth.
72.Tell Terra that Sora really is Xehanort.
73.Challenge him to a game of lock, paper, scissors.
74.Advertise his unlocking abilities in the local papers and on the internet, giving all of his phone numbers, and telling those interested to call between the hours of 1:00am to 6:00am.
75.Frequently call them by the name of their Nobody/alter-ego.
76. Whenever they're winning in a boss fight, randomly yell at them to "Stop cheating", in order to cause confusion. This will usually result in them getting a game over screen.
77. Point at the electro-magnet in a junkyard, and tell him that it's the latest plot to destroy everything in the universe. Tell him that the magnet itself is it's weak spot.
From Erkz

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Link: http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=33137

 

Nice xDDD not even my brother could think of that

 

Actually, all of the the ones in the newest list are ones that were PMed to me.

 

Personally, I like #64. lol.

 

my favrit is still the log
GO LOG GO!!!
XDDDD

 

I agree. GO LOG GO!!