1000 Fun things you learned by the end of KH/KH2

Title says it all
1)A kid can Defy gravity
2)Animals can talk
3)Even if you waste time leveling up the boss won't move an inch unless you're there
4)A kid can go to a story book and change the story 0.o
5)Animals have hands
6)Clothes can change colors everytime teammates disappear
7)Once you talk to someone while they're not fighting they repeat the sentence over and over and you already know that
8)They all never die
9)Mickey appears in Kingdom hearts fighting xemnas even though he was locked up outside the big shiny door
10)A kid can carry a weapon heavier than him (ex.Claymore)

Also when it reaches 1000 then we start over :P

 

11. Take Quinton Flynn, a cocky redhead, a little bit of gay and a catchphrase that questions the hell out of your memories, and you got someone made for fangirls.

 

12) Xemnas likes zebras

 

13)You MIGHT turn g4y when you're with riku

 

14. Riku has this amazing power to wear a turtleneck and keep it concealed under an OrgXIII cloak, regardless of the fact that his chest was showing the whole time o_O

 

15)You can make new memories of people just by drawing it in a sketchpad

 

16) Having an X in your name lets you sit at the cool kid's table

 

Oh my gawd.

-is gonna print that comment out and hang it on her KH shrine-

17) I'll let an icon do the talking.

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18)Flying letters come out of nowhere when you're naming a nobody that doesn't even exist

 

19)soras a jew

 

20)It doesn't matter how much you beat the **** out of someone or blast them with magic orstab them with a keyblade, they never ever bruise or bleed.​

 

21)If you spend your puberty inside of a pod, you won't get zits!

 

22) Sora prefered boobless kairi

 

23) you can make your hair like soras with 3 bottles of hair gel

 

23) Sora mostly likely prefers men.

 

I agree :P
24)Sora can't even reach kairi when she's like 2 inches away :P

 

25) Sora seems to enjoy someone who threw their balls at his face on a daily basis back on Destiny Island

 

26. sora can weild a key like bada** :D

 

27)You only need 2 chipmonks to navigate a gummi ship
28)Moogle shops appear everywhere!

 

29)You can never be too old to have a Surfer Dude Accent.(Xigbar)
30)Citars count as a weapon.