10,000 ways to get kicked out of a store

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Kannira the wolf, Aug 11, 2008.

  1. Haseo Knight of Light

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    168. Pull on someone's shirt saying "Shut up and strip!".
     
  2. AnimeGirl104 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    169. Tamaki kick the manager.
     
  3. Haseo Knight of Light

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    170. Make a guy touch a girl's breast, take a pic of it, and say "I've got photographic evidence of blatant sexual harassment!".
     
  4. AnimeGirl104 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    171.Take a bannana and unpeel it. When you see 2 girls walking in the same isle put the bannana peel down and and watch the results.
     
  5. Haseo Knight of Light

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    172. Go up to every girl in the store and say "Will you bear my child?". (Miroku XD)
     
  6. jojoj13 Hollow Bastion Committee

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  7. ~Larxene_43 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    174. Bite a baby. =] (Yummy)

    175. Release all teh animals from the pet area.
     
  8. AnimeGirl104 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    176. Go to every random guy and start treating each one like a dog.
     
  9. jojoj13 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    177. go to every guy and slap them and say "shame on you downloading pr0n!"
     
  10. ~Larxene_43 Merlin's Housekeeper

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  11. Fallen King Kingdom Keeper

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    179.why not just kill the manager and take everything from the store
     
  12. pirateking_luffy Banned

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    180.throw a party in the middle of the store and tell everybody everything is free.
     
  13. Day~Dream Kingdom Keeper

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    181. live inside the store

    182. yell this phrase "SOMEONE UNLEASHED THE T-VIRUS AND NOW WERE GOING TO TURN INTO ZOMBIES, EVERYBODY F*** YOU, AND RUN!!!"

    183. start break dancing like crazy with the radio playing the barney song the loudest the radio can go
     
  14. Deathsight44 Kingdom Keeper

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    184. hey security gaurd, pull my finger!
     
  15. Hakurei Reimu Take my hand. And then I'll fly with you right up

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    185. Plays Rick Roll music on a radio and blast it at max volume.
     
  16. Kannira the wolf Traverse Town Homebody

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    186. Come in with a water gun disgused as a real gun. When you try to buy something you know you can't afford, threaten the store clerk with the water gun.
     
  17. sinister King's Apprentice

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    187qoute an awesome line from a game or movie to someone and hit him with a wodden sword...
     
  18. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    178... Are we counting by post number? If not, 188......

    Ask the store manager "Why so serious?"
     
  19. Inasuma "pumpkin"

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    179...

    Argue with him about his own prices. Then demand a lower price.
     
  20. jojoj13 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    190. Put a smile into some of the customers.