10,000 ways to get kicked out of a store

107. Dance inappropriately to the manager.

 

109.Go up to the nearest woman you can find and yell 'boobies!'.

 

110 randomly follow someone for no reason all through the store with wide eyes like theyre an awesome alien

 

110. Ask the manager how much they wanna pay you tonight. (You know what I'm talking about.XD)

 

112.If you come across a guy with long hair go up to him and say 'Hey lady, why don't you have any boobies?'

 

113 go up to someone and tell them they owe you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars by midnight or else... then leave

 

114. Tell someone "you gonna get rAp3"

 

115.Go into the store crossdressing.

 

116 randomly yell at someone "BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!"

117 ask ppl if they want a shave... (sweeny todd)

 

117. Bite someone in the neck.

 

117. Yell rapist at the top of your lungs.

 

118 burp in someones face

 

117.stand at the entrance of the door to the store and tell everybody that comes in
'YOU SUCK!'

 

120. Go up to a random guy and scream. Then fall to your knees and yell 'this guy did bad things to me!'

 

121. Go up to someone and say "Hey baby, what do you wanna do tonight?".

 

121. get markers and draw on the walls.

 

121.take someones wallet and put it in someone elses pocket and shout
'SIR,THAT SHEMALE OVER THERE TOOK YOUR WALLET.

 

124. Chew gum, and then spit it to the manager.

 

125. Go in the book section and yell 'You Anti-economic jerks!'

 

(insert correct number here)
When the voiceover person does the whole "Staff announcement" thing, rock back and forth on the floor and say:
"Those voices won't go away!"