10,000 ways to get kicked out of a store

48. say to the cashier "give me all this stuff for free, or i'll kill you with my death note".
49. play "hare hare yukia" over the intercom and dance to it.

 

50.start light something on fire and yell
'HOOOPLAA'

 

51. hump a manikin. (just another thing out of my random mind)

 

lol i was watching jackass and there was a store that said no shirt no shoes no service - well knoxville on went in with shirt and shoes on... yeah he got kicked out

 

52. Ask what yaoi is over the intercom.

 

larlz lucky star.

53. make a trail of melted chocolate to the the men's restroom. also put some chocolate all over the bathroom too.

 

54. Ask why people call hot dogs wieners over the intercom.

 

I once got kicked out of a store cause I caught a reptile and brought it inside!:rofl:

One time I brought in a Turtle and even a Snake!:rofl:

 

55.start cutting smiles on peoples faces.

 

56. Try and rob the store with your water pistol xD

 

55. wait at the entrance and say "welcome to (insert store name here). get you sh!t and get out!"

 

56. Bring something disguisting and give it to the Manager

 

you forgot 'have a nice day.'
you just got to love walter.

57.start throwing coke cans at peoples head.

 

58.Take a manakin and put ketchup all over it, then start yelling at the nearest person 'Why! Why did you kill it?!'.

 

61. Moon the cashier.

 

61. poop in the cashier.

 

62. go to a female (or male cashier if your a girl) and say "i know it's all of a sudden, but you were exelent last night. i mean the things yo-" about there you get slapped.

63. Yell at the top of your lungs "Camp rock was awesome". there will be many people who will kick you out.

 

64.Go to the frozen fish section, pick up a trout and fish schlap the manager xD

 

66. Ask a random person if they want to go see HSM3.

 

Oooh!!!!

Throw "holy water" on people and yell "BE HEALED!!!!!!!!!!"