Khv!

Tell her you will grow hair in other places where it is not legal to be touched by her.

 

tell her that your hair isnt real and if you get it cut it will never grow back

 

Tell her life has no other purpose and it is all that keeps you warm at night.

 

*run away*

 

She thinks it's too long. DX

OMG!

I like it. 8DD​

 

Tell her what she is considering doing can be considered lesbian in some states.

 

The most logical answer would be to simply shoot her mother.

 

Use a non-lethal bullet to induce a coma.

 

Take up smokin' while in the salon n' keep a match at hand. That way the hairdresser can't use products like hairspray.

 

Tell her she needs to get a life and to stop leaching off of other people.
Say hair is the only thing she ever gave you that you appreciate.

 

I've told her that sooooooooo many times. DX She still won't listen. ;_;

D:

XD​

 

Tell her you need your hair like you need her.

 

Tell her you want to beat the world's longest hair record.

 

My hair doesn't grow that long. XD

8D8​

 

Tell her hair is the ony way to get high now and escape reality.

 

It will in due time. Give it 50 odd years n' you may have the longest hair ever.

 

Tell her cutting your hair is the only way she can punish you and if she does so she will have no way of bothering you.

 

Tell her if you can't have hair, you still have markers and you will sniff them until you suffocate.