I'm a PC

And Windows 7 was my idea.

So I will see you in court, Bill Gates.

 

I will see YOU in court also, windows 7 was MY idea.

 

Stop theives.

 

Are you kidding? Windows 7 was MY idea. I'll see all four of you in court.

 

I'm a PK* and I kill PCs*.

Key:
*Player Killer
*Player Characters

 

Mac users swear by their Macs. PC users swear at their PCs.

 

And I'm a Liberal.

 

Well I'm a Mac.
I have cool clothes and nice hair while you guys are ugly and wear suits.
Not that suits are bad, just not on you guys.
c:

 

I roll a 20. Linux now supports Flash.

 

USE MAGIC DEVICE CHECK SUCCEEDEDa

 

Bill Gates here. How about I pay you *insert ridiculous amount of cash here* so that you give me the rights to Windows 7? I'll just change it around a bit to make it even worse one million times better than Vista.

 

Fix'd .

 

Bill Gates doesn't even own Windows anymore peoplez

 

He sold the rights to me. So I'll see all of you in court.

 

I don't get why I was quoted for this >>

Besides, I find that everyone swears at both Mac and PC at some point.

 

You said that you kill PCs.

 

I liek turtles

 

Now, now children. Let's give the Judge a bit of a break.