Stardust

Why thank you.

Don't you think that bottled boats have some kind of mystical power? To get the boat in the bottle, there must be bending of space, and possibly time too. Therefore I think that the best way to maximise your chances of having a paranormal experience would be to sail a fleet of bottled boats through the Bermuda Triangle. (You would have to ride in one of the bottled boats) Attach lightning rods for added fun.

I have a better idea: Build the boat, put the owl on the boat, then stick the boat and the owl in the bottle. Then send the bottle to me via your toilet.

Kansas? Bugger. Can you send one over in a bottle?

Now I'm a tad stuck on the millionaire bit, but I might start collecting clocks now. The only problem is the batteries. As for the owl statues... Well I don't know where to get any.

That reminds me. A goal when I become a millionaire is to have a large house. And I shall make sure there are only two guest room in the house. And in the first guest room, I shall fill it with hundreds of clocks of varying shapes and sizes, all mis-set so that it is impossible to tell the time and there is always a ticking sound. The second room will be filled with owl statues, all positions to be staring at the bed.

Damn. Already done.

Then again, sometimes you don't want an effective alarm clock. After going through motherhood and the whole screaming-baby phase, would you honestly want to wake up to that sound every day? No, you'd need a new market.

GOT IT! I could use it as one of those tools to discourage teenage pregnancy/childbirth. Program it so that it goes off at irregular intervals, and stick it at the end of the aspiring parent's bed. Seal the battery compartment and make sure the frame is sturdy. Or is there already a tool like that?

Or start taking you to family planning centres. Or lock you up somewhere until you reveal where the baby is.

I honestly can't think of anything that would disturb a parent more than the sound of a baby's scream coming from their teenager's room at 5 AM.

Good idea. Now I'm just too lazy to get a baby screaming MP3. Also, I think if my parents heard that coming from my room, they'd start taking me to a shrink.

That Barbie clock sounds good. Looking past the barbieness of it, an alarm should be ridiculously loud and it should come on suddenly. I find musical alarms to be no good, because any music you own would be enjoyable, so there's no rush to turn it off, nor is it a shock to you, as you listen to it for fun. Foghorns and Cock-a-doodle-doos are not things you hear normally, and usually wake you up very quickly.

That reminds me. A baby's cry is the most irritating sound to a human ear, as a survival mechanism for the baby. So do you think there would be a market for a baby-scream alarm clock?

Well my rooster clock has mysteriously vanished once or twice, and it seems to turn up at the top of bookshelves and the like.

Speaking of clock accidents, my PSP clock automatically goes off at 5:30 if it's in sleep mode, no matter what it's doing. Cut to me forgetting to take it into my room one night these holidays, and me waking up at 5:30 to my parents shoving a PSP emitting a foghorn noise at me, telling me to turn it off.

Well you stayed up all night, so how come you can't sleep late?

I got up early naturally once. I thought I had been woken up by my alarm, so it was only after I had gotten dressed that I realised that it was 4 AM.

I do set alarms. I set my DS one, I set my PSP's homebrew one which sounds like a foghorn, and I set my alarm clock's one, which is a rooster call. I then usually wake up to them, decide that waking up's not worth it, so I sleep again.

I figured that my holidays were getting too much sleep when my father left me to wake up on my own. I slept until 3:00PM.

Well I am now impressed. I find it a chore to get through the day with four hours sleep. You got through without any. I need to train more. I can't bring myself to wake up early on holidays though. Any tips?

With or without coffee?

Either way, congrats. How did the fable compare with what everyone else did?

It is. xD Clannad was very funny and cute and "d'aw". After story is so depressing that I've actually put off watching passed episode 16 until I'm too happy to be brought down. xD
Ohh, okay, I see then. Hehe. I couldn't watch Lucky Star. I don't know why but lighthearted funny not deep in the least anime's irritate me and I end up yelling at the screen "LIFE ISN'T LIKE THAT! D:<" Haha.
Ooh. I'm about to get some strawberries. *Dances*

I knew you would!
Tough luck lol

[Don't be, I took months. xDD]
Is it a good anime? Currently finishing Clannad ~After Story~ myself. :3

Did you know shinigamis love apples? ... CURSE YOU, DEATH NOTE!!! ;_; Everytime I see an apple or hear someone mention one I can't help but say something like that!

That's good. xDD And nothing much, looking for some food. I'm really hungry. Your avatar makes me giggle. xD