muff monkey

Why, my entire body of course. I shall become your slave forever, that's what marriage is, right?

Then I give you my hand, my dear lady. Once the ceremony is done, I shall give you much more than just a hand.

Well now you've found me. Watcha gonna do?

Where have you been all my life, my reptilian queen?

Thunder buddy~

I am always confused about genders, actually. I thought Makaze was female until two day ago. Fuc​kin internets I tell you.

I don't recall ever thinking you were a male, but I do recall you mentioning that I thought you were a male...maybe I did. Who knows, the past is the past.

Greetings, person who is apparently a female and not a male.

Aww, thanks for thinking about me, I appreciate that.. I'm sorry, won't be stopping by Pennsylvania this year.. D: Maybe next year!

Yeah right. >:

well then my plans have been foiled whatever.

just not the motherly type?

aw hell what about babies?

with that logic, if you have a child, he'll be benjamin button

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*fist pump*

i have no idea why i want to know, but how old did you think i was?

I guess you don't want to text me any more. :c

Don't yell at me. >:[

That does sound tempting. <3

Why haven't you moved here yet?