Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

If you can read the title and understand it you know how to play the game.

If you can't it goes like this.

I ask a stupid question. The next person to post gives a stupid answer and thne ask another stupid question. And so on.

Me first.

Q:Why do noodles start out hard but then go soft in the microwave?

 

Its because they dissolve in the air. (not a very stupid answer:p)

Why do dogs bark?

 

Because cats meow.

How are babies made?

 

Factories.

Who was the first president?

 

Jesus

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

 

10

Why do human eat?

 

to get fat

what is the first letter of the alphabet

 

Z

Why do we walk?

 

To practise kicking people in the stones

What sound does a frog make?

 

oink

why we have hair

 

So you can shut the hell up! Sorry, the only thing I could think of.

Why can't we all get along?

 

Cause everybody is an emo.

Why are we wasting are lives on this site?

 

Because it's the only entertainment we have.

Why do Spider-Pigs swing and Harry Ploppers fly on brooms?

 

To see pigs fly.


Are we alone? (refers to aliens)

 

OFF TOPIC: A stupid answer.

BIC:Because Spider Pig is too awesome to ride on gay brooms and the last time Harry tried to swing, he impaled himself.......

 

yes very alone

why are we alive

 

So that we can die.

Why do we die?

 

Because we have nothing better to do.

What does 2 + 2 equal?

 

5

Why do we like science fiction?

 

cause we to lazy to study real science

why do we go to the bathroom?