Zelda

So I'm re-playing Twilight Princess (Wii) in honor of the 25th Anniversary of Zelda, and because I'm in a Zelda mood with Skyward Sword not too far away.

Yeah.

 

I wish I could play Twilight Princess without a problem. I don't hate the game, it's just playing with the Wii, it's really annoying

 

First you're in the creepy forest
The crazy monkey stole your lamp
Go Link go in the creepy forest
Take a break in Afro's camp

Now you're at the Zora lakeside
Turns out there's a lot of ice
Go Link go save the Zora lakeside
Oh hey a clawshot that's pretty nice

Race the yeti down the mountain
He will not stop until you're dead
Go Link go race down the mountain
This abominable beast wants your head

Now you're fighting nasty Ganon
Turns out he's a total jerk
Go Link go beat nasty Ganon
Even with Zelda this is lots of work

 

I hate that you didn't include Death Mountain, Temple of Time, Twilight Realm, Sky Temple, etc.

 

Race yeti down the mountain? That almost merits playing the game. I only ever got to the point that I got the armor to get to the 3rd dungeon, but I stopped. Don't remember why, I just did

 

y u gotta h8 my poem. i mde it n liek 0 tiem.

Now you're fighting in the Goron mineshafts
You just had to wrestle sweaty men
Go Link go in the Goron mineshafts
Now you're wrestling evil all over again

To be continued.

 

You should continue. The Lakebed temple is frustrating - But fun.
And the rest is awesome. Especially racing the Yeti down the mountain, that's just the best - I like taking the super dangerous shortcut.

I SHALL DO TEMPLE OF TIME

Now you've got the Master Sword.
You had to direct giant Statues
Go Link go through the stain glass mirror
Now you've got a rod with lots of virtue.

 

well, I just can't get myself to play a game on the wii, mostly just because it's in the living room. I mean, I really hate playing in a place that other people can watch. I like to play in private. Video games are just something that let me get away from the real world. If the wii were downstairs, I might play it more often

 

You deserve those eleven bars of rep. I know that now.

 

R u syng i dnt?

 

Then move the Wii to another room. Stop making excuses and actually play it. You're missing out on a great game.

 

oh gee, like I hadn't thought of that. It's not my game system. My mom and dad want it in the living room, so it stays in the living room. Probably because we also watch netflix on it, and the basement doesn't really get the greatest wifi, I don't know. They just don't want it anywhere except in the living room

 

If you are having trouble...go to here to Zelda Dungeon It has a video walkthrough and type out walkthrough....I only used the Spirit Tracks one

 

it's not that I was having trouble, I just stopped playing, and when I don't play a game after a while, I just always restart. I mean, I've done that with my FFX so much, I've restarted it more times than I've actually finished. I've beaten it twice, and probably restarted it like 6 times. Calm Lands is just one of those places that make me feel like I either choose to restart of continue and not restart

 

Spoiler

Spoiler

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BEN is almost here.

 

I wonder why I stop playing Majora's Mask.....Ben.

 

Oh god, Ben.

BEN DROWNED.

 

Somehow, I think the world is cheering for that moment

 

What.
Have you read the CreepyPasta? About Majora's Mask, called "Ben"

 

BEN will eat all of our flesh and bone.