Your party has met a busty mute item vendor

She seems oddly friendly. It's probably nothing.

 

Rape her. She can't scream.

 

I wonder what game you're playing this time around, Jiku.

That's just immature.

 

High fantasy GURPS.

Yeah... about that.

 

After watching MTV (because there's nothing good on) for 6 hours straight, there's no other way to think.



Fine, if it's immature, ask here if she knows sign.

 

She signs 'yes' but you didn't take ASL so you wonder what she just said.

 

._.
Do I even want to know?
I guess it wouldn't surprise me since it's GURPS

Edit: Fine.

You ask her what she has for sale.

 

Ask her to join your already diverse group of party members which include the resurrected, dwarven lichen drunk monk, as well as the infamous terrible warrior who wears a pink kilt and talking animals that can smoke/wield weapons.

She seems to fit in to be the perfect puzzle piece to fill in the gap we have.

 

Tell her to write in the dirt.

 

She points to the wall behind her, everything is nicely labeled and priced. Almost as if she's used to doing her business with the not talking thing.

I'd never approve those character sheets.

 

You confess your love to her.

 

She pulls out a quill and paper and writes 'I'm surprised you don't have a girl/boyfriend yet. But no.' You didn't take English at the beginning of the game so you wonder what it means.

 

Now that's just harsh. xD

You explain to her that you can't read so she'll have to talk to you.

 

Ask her if she wants to travel the world with you and the rest of your party.

 

I know you don’t know her fighting or even magic skills yet, but why would you want a mute in your group?

 

The boobs.

 

She's silenced so I'm pretty sure her magic skills will be abyssmal. And to answer your question, WHY NOT?

And this. How could I forget? derp

 

She mimes not being able to sspeak well enough that you can understand it and then proceeds to try and mime her declination of your offer. Roll 3d6 against 12 for comprehension.

She shakes her head and the item menu appears again.

 

So I’m not the only one thinking this.

touche.

 

You grab her breasts.

I will make this woman talk. B|