You seem to think that the worst is over

but I assure you that it is yet to come.

 

You don't mean... that, do you? You know, that thing. In that place.

 

I am indeed referring to that.

 

I have readied for that. My protective bunker is completely void of any accessories attracting or referring to that.

 

Stay cool wilderness warrior.

 

WAIT!

I haven't been in spam zone long enough to realize what we are talking about!












does it involve pie?

 

Keep your eyes out for that, too. It's even worse.

And of course there's the unspeakable, horrifying, so terrible that it cannot logically be uttered by man without instantly forgetting it, lest your mind be destroyed, that ...Wait... What was I talking about?

 

A Jewish man becoming president?

A woman becoming president?

Hillary Clinton becoming President?

Seeing fairies, werewolves, demons, vampires, mages, and mythical warriors?
(Props to whoever gets the reference)

Write 3.14 on a piece of paper, hold it to a mirror and get your mind blown.

 

... -panics- OH MY GOD! IT'S 3,1,and 4 BACKWARDS!


tell me! is this the that you speak of?

 

Look at it harder.

 

...... Pie!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

...
Damn, I've been screwed for nearly ten years now D8

 

omgleikno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The worst has just ended. I assure you that this is so because the enemy has completed warming up and has already used his ultimate attack once.

 

Quick, run up to him while he's down and spam the A button.

 

This has relevance why?

 

Well, being the admin that I am- oh, wait.

 

*facedesk*