Spoiler The old goddamn Nokia phones Sure, it has a Black and White Screen, no WiFi, no Bluetooth and no camera. Those are some important cons. But, it's indestructible, and the only way to destroy it is to take it here. Spoiler
I have a spare one, and it has survived the past two decades. Also, it was my main phone years ago, and it was pretty awesome ;-;
One does not simply text into Morder. Besides, you will not have any bars whatsoever. I mean, crap shoot service out there.
Fu-Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... drop an iphone form 2 meters high, it breaks drop a legendary "Brick" nokia from the 3rd floor of a building it has a scratch, tops, fraking long battery life, play snake and space invaders, i still have mine and it still works, ahh the nostalgia...