You know what makes me laugh so ****ing hard?

Ostriches
For some reason, any situation there in is always fucking hilarious. And just LOOK AT EM! THEY'RE BIRDS! AND THEIR LEGS ARE HUGE! AND LOOK AT THAT BALD HEAD OF THEIRS! AND THEIR MULTI COLOURED BODIES! And Ostriches WHAT THE HELL WERE SCIENTIST/ADAM AND EVE THINKING NAMING THEM THAT! WHAT A STUPID NAME!

THOSE THINGS ARE FREAKING HILARIOUS!

 

I pray that your descendents become enslaved by the very ostriches you resent so much.

 

i never seen one

do they look like this?

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I wanna ride one of those..you know how much fun would that be?

 

It is legal in most of Africa for yourself to ride an ostrich and race someone else.

 

Ostriches are also bad asses.

Their bites hurt like a bitch, and to protect themselves, they usually kick.

Funny story, lions leave Ostriches the **** alone, because most of the time, and Ostriches will actually break the lions jaw, making it unable to eat and essentially killing it. More often then not, they actually kick the jaw off.

 

Hmm... I thought they would put their heads in the sand or something... @_@

 

Which makes them badass, but a funny looking badass.

 

Do you know what else is really cool?

Emus.

 

Hmm? Emus as in Emulators?

 

Someone save me.

Emus are so frickin awesome.

Emu > Ostrich 4ever.

 

That would be a funny username.

 

*facepalm*

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One hawt bird^
Thaz an emu
Also

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An idea, if you're ever bored.