You know those random dad jokes you get...

My Father was telling me about how the wives of army soldiers in Switzerland are really handy. They can cook with their right hand, do the ironing with their left hand and the cleaning with their feet. It's because they're

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swiss army wives.

:lolface:

 

This thread is being racist towards women.

 

I got my first sex talk when I was going away to college.
My dad came to me with a paper bag and said, "Son, you're going away and you're going to be far from home and there's going to be plenty of hot girls, so I got you something from the drug store."
So I says to my dad, "Bueno, Sr," I says, "It's alright, I already know about condoms."
He says "What? No, it's antidepressants."
;~;

Just kidding. The actual joke is

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I don't have a dad :'(

 

;_;
Don't worry, Bueno, I'll be your dad.
...No, I don't know how this would work.

 

You're female AND the supreme king. Not only that, you're a private in my army. I'm pretty sure knowing how things work doesn't matter to you.

 

This is true.

But who the hell said I was still in your army? I have my own damn army now. >_>
But you're welcome to join if you like.

 

I still call you Private Sandusky. Therefore, you are still in my army. Yes. You command your own army, and you are a private in my army.

 

So, that means you must control her army, as well.

 

No, I do not. She only takes orders as my private. I cannot order her to give orders to her army.

 

^ This ^