You are the weakest member of your adventuring party

You have decided to singlehandedly take out the other seven members of the party: a changeling rogue, a dragonborn paladin, a dragonborn leader, a shardmind psion, a githerzai necromancer, an elven ranger and a human wizard. You got this.

 

Is there a question to this situation, or is this just you being a narrator?

 

Whatever a githerzai is, sounds like it wouldn't get on well with an elf

Let's have them fight

 

Slit their throats in their sleep. Necromancer first, so you don't end up with revivals.

 

Implant a suggestion into the paladin's mind that one of them is sleeping with his/her spouse. Have the rest fight to the death over peanuts.

 

You must use your words to turn the people against one of them. When the trust has gone kill one of them in the night with that person's weapon making sure you have an alibi, everyone will suspect him and when they kill him or just leave him alone you journey on and then kill another in the night. This time use the biggest person's weapon and then use their boots to make footprints down to the river and then back to his bed so people suspect him. They will then turn on him saying he killed the first man as well. When he's dealt with do the same thing and when everyone has no idea your alibi is to scream and cower away claimnig you don't have the guts to kill anyone. When it's just you and someone else left you use your paranoia to mess with his head causing him to panic and feel insecure about the entity that is picking the group off one by one. He'll go mad and you'll walk off taking all their best stuff.

... I am not an evil person.

 

Shardmind keeps watch all night, because shardminds don't sleep.

Just a what if.

Wouldn't pan out but the elf is totally gay for the paladin.

Half the party is allergic to peanuts.

 

Kill the Shardmind first then. You can get up in the middle of the night and say you want to talk to him alone. Go walking near a predator's nest then slit his throat and leave him to be devoured by the beasts. Go back and warn the others that he was just 'eaten'. >:D

 

Shardmind's are made of crystal. Crystal eating beasts are hard to come by. Shardmind's are also telepathic, luckily you have a telepathic jammer. He'll still notice something is up if you turn it on though.

 

I guess we're assuming he has not already noticed something is up, what with the whole trying to kill your party thing.

 

Make a pact with a demon and consume your comrades.

 

Mix peanuts into their food. Pray the Shardmind and necromancer were in that half of the party. Then do the night time stabby thing.

 

Yes, my Lord~

 

Ahh! You need a quantum atomic splitting gun- split up the atoms of his being and do it quickly, he may suspect but he won't do anything before you can kill him >:D

 

Just threaten that you won't cook anymore. They'll either have a panic attack or be so shocked that you can ninja them. Problem solved~

 

What is our species/specialty?

 

Simple, if they run out of MP and I kept mine in full condition, they'd be begging me to help them, that's right no-one -beeps- with the weakest member.

 

Insufficient gold pieces. You can try to loot one later.

All food is purchased in town.

Your specialties are getting hit, knowing your way around cities and lying.

You have no MP. You have no spells.

 

Nuke 'em. That'll do everything

 

I feel like you don't understand the meaning of a budget.