You are now the Avatar.

You must purchase some milk and the streets are filled with EVIL EQUALISTS.

Your apartment also does not have a door because CHIEF LIN DUMB FACE FONG locked you in here with metalbending for plot relevant reasons!

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>Korra: Sing the Spiderlin theme song.

 

Pff. Singing? Singing is for EQUALISTS.

 

>Tarrlok: Stop masquerading as a young STRONG lady and get to business

 

What in the world are you talking about? Of course you are KORRA! What other sort of AVATAR would exist here in REPUBLIC CITY?
And you demand some milk this instant or you will punch an EQUALIST in the FACE. Using your FACE.

You have nothing to call your PARTNERS IN CRIME with!

 

KORRA: Punch an EQUALIST in the FACE. Using your FACE

 

>Teach self metal bending

 

You have no EQUALISTS to punch in the face here!

Thank god. You would lose your BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION.



*sparkle*

You require some METAL first that is not the huge door. METALBENDING takes baby steps! Surely there must be something in this room. Hopefully not a ROTTEN EQUALIST.

 

>LIN: Let NOT TARRLOK KORRA out of the cell.

 

Fyrban it duh vawl ontul at brawns dune ,

 

>LIN: Say this to THE AVATAR.

 

Not a chance.

Your FIREBENDING is NOT WORKING!

This must be the work of EQUALISTS!

You feel your SANITY LEVEL has lowered slightly. Your world now looks SLIGHTLY MORE BADLY DRAWN.

 

>NOT_TARLOKK: Engage in furious aerobic exercise. Bend the sweat that ensues.

 

You engage in FURIOUS AEROBIC EXERCISE.

[video=youtube;dm7yAWpX1Mc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc[/video]

Later you realize you already attempted to break the door with WATER but failed.

 

>NOT_TARRLOK: Realize that you are in a FICTIONAL STORY, then escape through the now broken fourth wall.

 

Brwent des arsh arownt jeou antul at bowrks @

 

Do what now?

 

>NOT_TARLOK: Do the bendy thing.

 

To be the Avatar one must think like the Avatar.