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  1. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    You are a magical girl.
    What powers have you acquired and what is the first thing you do with them?
     
  2. Rhiscx Banned

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    "powers" So I assume multiple?

    I would have the power to summons weapons or creatures to my aid and have the power to fly.

    First thing I would do......? I think I would have a huge air parade with a bunch of creatures.
     
  3. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    A giant, ugly monster appears and in doing so devours half of your parade. It's looking to finish what it started. Your response?
     
  4. Rhiscx Banned

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    First would summon two sphinxes to drain it's life force and to slow it down. Then I would summon a sniper rifle for myself and aim for it's sweet spot.
     
  5. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    Your sphinxes fly off somewhere to go ask people riddles. The sniper rifle feels a lot heavier than you thought it would and you realize it has no ammunition in it. The monster takes the opportunity to eat more of your parade.
     
  6. Rhiscx Banned

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    Summons a scythe and hurls it at the monster, but as it approaches the monster, it becomes a huge dragon and binds the beast with ti's tail.
     
  7. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    You're dragon is of insufficient size to bind the creature wiht just its tail. It does, however, start trying fighting the creature and takes a large bite out of its left arm.
     
  8. Keychain System Two?!

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    I have the power of telekinesis. I use it to press the keys on my keyboard without having to lift a finger.
     
  9. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    You realise quickly that your telekinesis is incredibly precise, but cannot do any task that requires more force than pushing down a key on your keyboard.
     
  10. CrownMoksha Decimo

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    I would have control over ice and start my own ice store.
     
  11. Yozora Archer

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    I have the power to make clothes become invisible. Plus the opposite of that.
     
  12. Glen Returned from the dead

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    I have the power of x-ray vision, and i'll let you guess what i'm doing with it ;)
     
  13. Keychain System Two?!

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    I am okay with this.
     
  14. miaulement Traverse Town Homebody

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    I have the power to shoot rays of Nutella from my fingertips.

    And the power of FUS RO DAH!
     
  15. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    You realize that you can move pre-existing ice, but you cannot make things colder or prevent ice from melting. Your busines is once again, a pipe dream.
    Your power is a passive. Clothes within 10 meters of you spontaneously become invisible and clothes more than 10 meters from you become visible. Scandalous rumors about this new magical girl are already circulating.
    You can now percieve the x-ray spectrum of light, this power cannot be toggled on or off. On the upside you can see through people except for their bones, on the downside everyone looks really weird.
    A strange, yet adorable, alien is watching you from your window.
    Your first power was instantly taken away by the CDC anti-magical girl unit to prevent the collapse of the hazelnut spread market and to avoid copyright violation.

    Your second power is taken away by Bethesda Game Studios for similar reasons.
     
  16. Plums Wakanda Forever

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    Fruitbending. Can summon fruit to my immediate location.

    Downside is when it only bonks off of the enemy's head and they eat me in a fruit salad.
     
  17. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    I have the power of telepathy. I can read minds and communicate to others directly, but I can't use it to control what they do.

    The major downside is that I can't do this with people who're past the tenth grade.
     
  18. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    You have a pretty uniform too. You see some muggers mugging some guy. The muggers are meth heads.

    An incredibly old man walks up to you and asks you what he's thinking.
     
  19. The Fuk? Dead

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    Doesn't matter, I have a girl's body now.
     
  20. Keychain System Two?!

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    Hi alien!