You are Geeky McGeekerson, the handsomest geek the world has ever known.

Prom's tomorrow and your hot date just canceled on you for reasons she seems embarrassed to admit. No worries, though, because she got her even hotter and, rumour has it, quite "easy" friend to go with you instead! Awesome!

You go on Redblrbook to blog about this amazing turn of events when you suddenly discover from your News Feed that ConventionCon is tommorrow! What joy! Fellow geeks to discuss all the random geekery you enjoy! T-shirts! A fantastic Dealers Room AND Artist Alley! There's even going to be a musical performance by The Band All Geeks Love! This is great, and it's the same day that you're finally going to lose your virginity. And what does all this cost you? The same as the admission fee to Prom and a disappointed hot girl that probably would have slept you. Wait. WHAT? You have to miss Prom to go to ConventionCon? That's right! So there's your choice!

Will you:
(a) Go to Prom and get laid.
or
(b) Go to the greatest geekery convention the world will ever know.

Choose wisely.

 

You're asking me to choose between fat sweaty people and 3DPD?
...........












Can't do it.

 

What is go fuck yourself?

 

A. Duh .

 

Hmmm...do I chance going to prom, surrounded by sweating strangers with the chance to get past third base with someone hot? Or do I go to con, surrounded by sweating strangers with the chance to get past third base with someone hot, and nerdy like me?

 

It all depends on whether or not Geeky McGeekerson is a virgin. If he isn't, A. If he is, B.

 

There is absolutely no chance whatsoever I mean why would you even think that of you getting laid at ConventionCon.

 

A. because I will enjoy watching you attempt to make it a reasonable choice without provoking the censors.

 

B
Because Prom is awkward. And the "easy" girl will actually get bored of you and is only pitying you.
Welcome to ConventionCon, friend.

 

I dunno. I thought somebody there would be so ronery, so sad there was no one to share their love for all things nerdy and late night basement gaming sessions with nothing as sustenance except for cheesy puff snacks and god's dew.

 

Weird thread is weird.

 

All you who posted but didn't vote automatically chose A. Screw you guys.

You don your gentlemanly tuxedo and find that you look incredibly spiffy in it. Your hair is combed to the right. Just as you'd finished descentitizing your armpitial regions, your date arrives at the door. She is gorgeous in her blue-green prom dress.

"Hi! I'm the replacement date your first date found for you! My name is Thalia Debora Pendanson, but everyone calls me Debbie because nobody gives enough of a crap to try and pronounce my first name."

And so you drive her to prom, which ends up sucking. She wasn't even that hot. On the bright side, you did get laid.

Then rocks fall from the mountain overlooking your prom site. Everyone dies.

Play again? Y/N

 

Mostly this.

I have little interest in either one. Flip a coin.

 

REALLY? AN UNUSUAL THREAD IN THE SPAMZONE, WHERE THE **** ARE THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE? I mean honestly.

 

No
NEXT GAME!

 

You didn't even notice the incredibly blatant reference I made JUST FOR YOU? I'm hurt.

 

I'd say we're at a 'what now?' moment.

 

At first I didn't even read your post.
Then I read it..........










I still don't see it

 

Thalia Debora Pendanson

ಠ_ಠ

 

.................

Spoiler

OH
I get it