You are Dametri...

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  1. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    A young freshman on the first day of school. 5' 6'', you weigh 132 pounds and have black hair.

    Day 1
    You wake up drowsy from your bed with your alarm clock wailing in your ear. You hit the snooze button and look at the time. Its 6:50. You wish that you had went to bed early last night. So, you take a shower, get dressed, eat breakfast and do everything you'd usually do on a school day. You walk to your bus stop and wait there with your messenger bag's strap on your chest. Then your best hyper-active friend from middle school, Louis, comes to approach you.
    "Hey man, long time no see! How was your Summer?" asks Louis.
    "Fine. Juuuuuuust fine," says Dametri half-asleep.

    So, you two go on with your usual chit-chat until a girl who you haven't really noticed until now approaches the bus stop looking away from you towards the direction the bus would usually come from. For a moment you ignore your friend's blabbing just to check her out. She has blond hair, the cutest eyes and face you've ever seen, a decent body with her cleavage showing, and she's clothed in nothing but ed hardy from her torso to her feet.

    What do you do?

    []Approach her
    []Ask your friend about her
    []Ignore her
     
  2. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Ignore her
    Shes a succubus.
     
  3. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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  4. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    She's wearing a guy called Ed Hardy?
     
  5. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    So far we have a tie. Anyone want to break it?
     
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    Ask about her.
     
  7. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    So you interrupt your friends blabbing to ask about this girl you've never noticed.
    "Say, Louis, who's that girl over there?" asks Demetri pointing in her direction. Louis turns around and says:
    "Oh, that's Naomi. She was the girl who wore the glasses, was very conservative, you remember, right?"
    "Oh, really? I haven't really noticed her too much last year. She really change since last year."
    "Oh yeah. A real 'growth spurt' if you know what I mean!" says Louis as he nudges your shoulder. "Why don't you go over and talk to her?"

    []Go over and talk to her
    []Make an excuse not to talk to her
     
  8. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Make an excuse not to talk to that succubus.
     
  9. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    "W-well, I've got all year to talk to her. So, no need to rush," says Dametri.
    "Ahh! Your such a pussy man!" says Louis jokingly punching you in the shoulder.
    "Ah, shut up! She might think I like her if I ignored her all last year and suddenly have a great interest in her on the first day of school."
    "Ooh, 'interest.' Such a big vocabulary you have!", says Louis sarcastically.
    "Haha, you're such a comedian," says Dametri sarcastically.

    And so, the bus finally comes around. On your ride to school, you meet up with even more friends that you hanged out with over the Summer. You arrive at school early, so you plan to meet up with a group of friends you had from last year. Your friend Louis complains:
    "Aww man. I'm starving like hell. Absoulutely nothing in the fridge this morning. Yo, do you guys wanna walk with me to McDonald's? Its like a few blocks away."
    Everyone else agrees to go, but you...

    []Decide to stay back at school
    []Go with your friends to breakfast
     
  10. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    get dat micky d's nikka
     
  11. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    Rape them for no reason.
     
  12. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    You go to McDonald's and order some McCafefrappachinolattecappachino thingy since you've already had breakfast. You snag a table for you and your friends while they're all still ordering.

    Your mind wonders for a bit until your eyes wonder across the room to notice your female friend from last year sitting at a table with 3 other friends. Her name was Terra. Something about her being so different attracted you to her, maybe its because she reminds you of yourself? She had a short pony-tail that reached the back of her neck, glasses, an Aeropostale shirt, some pants with a brand name you've never heard of, and DC shoes. She's a pretty nice girl, and average looking. Lots of fun to be around.

    And so you:
    []Go and talk to her
    []Keep waiting for your friends
    []Decide to play a game on your Nintendo DS
     
  13. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    Cam is already a huge ****** for refusing to ask out the girl with cleavage showing. This is the equivalent of us missing out on the emo girl in Jube's story. We have already lost.
     
  14. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Dun worry, you'll have other chances. Now vote, pl0x.
     
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    DS! :3 Filler.
     
  16. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Actually this is based on VGN's life at least somewhat and I told him to get over the chick that the girl in the story represents. She was, indeed, and heartless succubus.
     
  17. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    You're right. Some of these things are reflectant of my life, but twisted and morphed into something more convienient.

    Ok, guys, get to votin'. >/
     
  18. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Wait for ya friends.
     
  19. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    May as well make contributions to the thread because I'm so very pretentious.

    Well if she reminds you of yourself, she would logically also enjoy playing video games. As simple as the Nintendo DS may be.
     
  20. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    guys if you make Dametri play on his DS Terra will think he's avoiding her or being anti social. If shes fun to be around and dudes got nothing to do, go be with her is what I say.