Yo mama jokes for Mother's day.

Post yo mama jokes decent enough for your mother to laugh at here.

 

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway (My RE teacher told us that one. XDD)

 

Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Do you know what the difference between yo momma and the titanic? The titanic sunk, yo momma floats.

Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application.

Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!

Your momma's so poor when she was kicking a can on a street someone asked her what she was doing she responded "I'm moving my house."

Your mama's so ugly that when her dad used to drop her off to school, the police would give him a ticket for littering.

Yo mama's so dumb, that when she needed to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."

 

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Your mamas so stupid she triped on a cordless phone

Your mama so stupid she got locked in asda and staved

Your mama so ugly that when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning