Worst weekend thus far

Well, I'm back from my first week of school and I'd managed to finally calm down enough to talk about it-- but then my uncle thinks it's a smart idea to foist his Labrador puppy off on me. It's a stupid untrained mess. Fat Freddie as I call him has no respect for authority and a penchant for licking lint, dirt, his crotch, and concrete floor. Not only that he loves to chew on paper and cloth more than any of his toys and he knocks over and attempts to eat plastic cups whenever possible. Just wait there's more, he tells me he wants to drink by going into my bathroom and trying to get his head in my toilet and when he does get to drink he slops it all over the place and proceeds to track it all over my house. This is not to mention that he likes to leap about idiotically with his jaw hanging open, in fact he licked my face like that after licking himself and the floor, it took a while to wash that feeling away. So school's looking like a day of lounging around in comparison even with the lack two period gap in my schedule and my best copying off of friend transferring out. I hate puppies, they are not cute, whoever says so should be flayed then defenestrated, while on fire.

 

Puppies are adowable! How can you not think so?

 

well you can always go fidel on the dog, and force him to obey.

how can you resist such an adorable thing.

hit him slightly with a rolled paper, in the nose, whenever he does something wrong.

how hard is that?

 

Puppies are awesome!
I'll buy. :P

 

So who else feels like setting out some rat poisen? Either that or getting him neutered. That works too.