Why do you make me stay up all night, roll around in bed and yet let me be tired during the day? Why must you torment me so? Mister Sandman, you are not a very nice person, if I ever find you I will tear of your ballsack, fill it with sand and sew it back on. Oh Mister Sandman, why must you do such things?
Dear mister Spider-man, why must you be so crappy at coming up with names? Why must you always just put man after everything? It's not cool man