Why we are messed up. . .

Pooh-bear has an eating disorder,
Piglet has anxiety,
Eeyore has depression,
Rabbit has o.c.d.,
Tigger has adhd

Just thought you should know that :)

 

Right in the childhood.

Seriously though...that explains so much...

 

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Doesnt it??

 

You forgot Kanga, Roo, Owl, that elephant thing...

 

Well, can you blame the guy?

 

I thought everyone already knew this stuff. It's said that Christopher Robin has Schizophrenia, and that Owl is narcissistic, taking a stab there, but I'unno about Roo and Kanga.​

 

Their relationship is clearly incestual.

 

Whoa man, that blew my mind, I never thought of it that way.
Well.

 

Its obvious that Christopher hallucinates(?) xD

 

And of course everyone forgets Gopher and that girl.​

 

No, they weren't in the books.

 

Gopher wasn't in the books?​

 

Nope, not the classic A.A. Milne ones.

 

Kanga and Roo are codependant maybe?

This is all incredibly silly to read into a children's book/cartoon.

They actually joke about it in the cartoons, He himself say things like "I'm not even in the book" iirc. Breaking the 4th wall at its finest.

 

lol, I thought Deadpool was breaking the fourth wall at its finest.​

 

Schizophrenic.

Narcissistic PD.

I'm more like Rabbit to be honest.

Related:

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How Dr. Robin and Secret Agent Calv know each other:

As children, these two had constant feuds after Calvin literally stepped into Christopher's neck of the woods. That's when the Battle began, the test of their imagination. Calvin would talk about his “friend” and his abilities and Christopher would counter and say “but can he...” it went back and forth between the 2 of them. As they grew older they grew in different directions. Calvin met new people and made friends – although his best and imaginary friend "Hobbes" stayed with him all the way into adulthood. Christopher on the other hand became more introverted but made the characters
he invented as a kid more apart of his character as he got older.

Why he's Calvin's Nemesis:

Christopher Robin had to leave for boarding school after being accused of burning down the 100 Acre Woods. Later ol Chrissy boy learned that someone saw a stripped shirt, wearing kid also wandering the woods on that very day. Turns out that Calvin who was fond of playing with matches at the time burned down most of the woods by mistake – Chris got the heat though.

That sucks Balls!

Dr. Christopher Robins Occupation:

Multi-Billionaire inventor/ Psychoanalysis

Owns Hundert-Serca tech. Responsible for making tons of things but here are
just a few….

Owl: A satellite over the earth that can see everything on it.. but in different modes. thermo, infrared etc,

G.O.4: (Generically, Operated) and altered Troopers trained to be sort for the weapon for the government.

The really good shit though….he keeps for himself.


The many faces of Christopher Robin:

1. Pooh: decision-maker; leader (insight)

2. Tigger: enthusiastic; confident (ego)

3. Piglet: timid (fear)

4. Eeyore: pessimistic, persistence (depression)

5. Rabbit: organizer (responsible) *

6. Owl: thinker[skew] (wisdom) *

7. Kanga: instinct (intuitive)

8. Roo: prodigy (liberal)

9. Gopher: hard-worker (dedication) *​

Source: http://kizer180.deviantart.com/art/Secret-Agent-Calvin-Hobbes-Meet-Dr-Robin-274954478

 

no no, you have not seen breaking the fourth wall until you've seen Spaceballs :)