Why did the ardvark cross the road?

Why did the aardvark cross the road?

Spoiler: no not to get to the other side

To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him.

 

can see outcome of "joke" before opening


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Yesyesyesyes

YYYYYEEEEESSSSS!!!!!

He must already be very angry, never passing 3rd grade and all...

 

I've got another joke for you.

Why did the boy cross the country?

Spoiler: answer

to kill all jokes that aren't funny

 

Ha ha hey wait a minute! lol

 

yay, I got a laugh. And I was trying to be funny. That's an achievment

 

Bronze Trophy/50g
(Depending on your preference)

"Laughing Stock"
Get a laugh from a joke on purpose.

 

In my life, that's probably more of a Gold trophy. I never make anyone laugh on purpose.

 

You never get to pick the type of trophy.

It's generic bronze, silly boy!

 

I said in my life, not in my internet life, you silly girl. Yup, I went there(went where? Am I not in kansas anymore?)

 

You live in Colorado.

 

it was meant to be a joke. See what I mean? I can never make even a remotely good joke on purpose

 

I feel sorry for all these chickens and other animals whose intentions are forever questioned.

 

really? Jusst means less work for us to kill them. And the birds get plenty of roadkill

 

But maybe they're crossing the road to go see their long lost relatives who are coincidently on the opposite side and then a philosopher comes along and asks it "What are you doing?"

 

or maybe it's just bored out of its mind. There's plenty of possablities

 

It may have got lost, or found the cars quite pretty so decided to get a closer look. Or maybe it was trying to act cool toward its friends >:3 All possibilities.