When I die,

I want my gravestone to be engraved in Comic Sans. I also want a Weeping Angel to stand over it with a tiny little bit of text on my tombstone saying, "Don't blink."

So...
Comic Sans
Weeping Angel

It'll be awesome. What else should I add to my unnecessarily awesome gravesite? Post suggestions here.

 

A fake zombie hand (that they sell at Halloween stores and such) to be placed right above my body to scare people.

 

Some dark thoughts we're having this early in the day....

 

It's never too early. Death's just lurking around all the time.

 

Neon sign for at night, it shows where you are.

 

True, but I like not to pay the raggedy ******* any mind.

 

Put the Weeping angel in a party hat. :D

 

Why on earth would you want Comic Sans on anything, let alone a gravestone? Are you trying to be annoying?

 

The last words I say before I die will be "Re-spawning in 3...2...1"

 

I want, buried with me, a fire axe, a shotgun with plenty of ammo, and a backpack full of ampules, along with a map.

My gravestone will read:

"Be right back, going to Silent Hill."

 

I just want a troll face on my gravestone, that is all.

 

I want my grave stone to say;

Kitty McKechnie
Loving mother and wife
Requires Phoenix Down​

 

I'll just be buried in Africa so that my body may become the grass for the antelope to nom upon.