What's up!? Didn't mean to sneak up on you there

I looked downstairs and saw you leaving, so what's up!? I haven't seen you at the pool since the barbecue.

Not that I've been checking.

 

Here's the deal I've got this thing for work this weekend and I was wondering If you don't have anything going on than maybe-

Ok, hey that's cool. You're busy.

 

But we should hit up Jose O'Flanagan's for Jell-o-Shot "you-call-it's" -


Okay not the week but Monday...

 

You could come over tonight, I'll be watching cop dramas, smoking fatty fatties!

 

Brace for impact.

 

I'm a go-getter guy with a gun on my hip, I'm just searching for that someone to be firing it!

 

I've narrowed down the field and I've taken a glance, and I'd say you've got a pretty good chance...

To be my girlfriend

 

I scared to see the outcome


Lol, "Come"

 

This thread is getting awesome.

 

I'LL GRIND AGAINST YOUR BONES UNTIL OUR MARROWS MIX I WILL EAT YOU SLOWLY

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That turned me on.

 

-mounts Jerome like angry lion-

 

Brix.
I shat em.

 

Oh... Hey buddy... What's uh... Up?

 

I'm missing the topic reference.