What's one of the best accidents you've ever had?

Yeah. I honestly could write a book on this. I'll just list some things that happened recently.

Almost set toaster on fire
Almost set popcorn on fire
Blew out microwave several times
Broke the VCR twice because hand got stuck in it xD
Ran upstairs, ran headlong into the closed door, and fell down the stairs
Ran full-force into dorm door in summer camp; bruised entire knee and then friend pokes said bruise

Today:
Opened new gallon of milk; it exploded like Old Faithful all over me (and school uniform)
At lunch, friend accidentally dumps plate of quesadilla crumbs all over me. I'm still picking out crumbs.
Said friend accidentally hits me with a stool.
Dropped backpack on foot, then hit head on the way into the car.

And the night's still young. xD

 

I have had horrible kitchen experiences:

I put hot fudge in the microwave with the metal cap on,and I could have started a fire/blew up the house that way..

I put a paper plate in the toster oven with toast on it,and I might have burned/exploded the house that way,too....It was 5:00am,I wasn't thinking clearly...

The stupidest thing I did in the kitchen was this. I was boiling water over the stove to cook Ramen in,and the pilot was out..but I didn't notice this. I started to not be able to breath,but I thought I was loosing it,so I just walked out. One of my parent's finally noticed it when they went in the kitchen...and,they took care of it. I almost suffocated/blew up the house that time....

>.>;

<.<;

*Get's mauled by Cerberus*

 

Eh-heh... I melted a spoon once. xD

One of those heavy-duty plastic cooking spoons.

 

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Touched a hot pan that just came out of the oven with no oven mit on.
Running with my mom's keys, then tripping on a tree root
Falling in the gutter with my bike, and having my brother yelling Red light red light over and over again.
Knocking off my brothers speakers, and in the process breaking them
Ruining my brothers earphones by splitting the wires
Playing with an unbought toy at Wal*Mart, then breaking it
Putting two dogs on one leash
Throwing a rock at my brother at a drive in movie theater, when my mom told me to put it down.
Holding a cat, and letting the dog in at the same time, during a lightning storm.

That's all I can think of right now.

 

Haha, wow. I blew up a spaghetti squash once in the microwave. It almost took my head off. ^^

I ALMOST DID THE SAME THING!! Except I noticed that the "shiny flame" as I call it, didn't light, and I didn't think that was good. So I put the ramen (Cup Noodles) in the microwave and that led to it blowing out. xD

 

i almost ate a fence playing football.
I set a paper plate on fire.
I set Bounty on fire.
I melted a knife.
Soaked my self in water with a hose.
I ran into a street sign.
I tackled a girl ( by accident of course) xD
I ripped my pants when i fell into the dirt.

I could actually write more but I'm way too lazy.

Oh and this happenned in the last 3 days.

 

I broke my collor bone once. Yeah all the other stuff people listed on this thread takes steps, breaking your collor bone is a one step program.

 

i trip on anything, even on carpet. T__T seems not real but it's true. I was waiting for the elevator to come and when it did i started to walk then i just tripped and fell in front of the elevator door. And my Sister laughed at me.

 

I Slid on my knees acrosstuh a street while wearing shorts.
^_^

 

you spelled sad said.

 

gosh where to start-

put hand on the stove while still on high
walked into a dude on the way to school
fell off the swings at school and have every laugh at me
called my mom my teachers name
ran into a dude(on my bike) and crashed into him


ummm more still to come..hehe

 

There was...
-tripped over a small ledge and fell flat on my face
-crashed into my crush during a P.E. class
-almost burnt the kitchen down with a napkin

I wanted to see how fast a napkin could catch on fire but it spread a little too rapidly throughout the napkin, I tried blowing it but it didn't work, til I had enough common sense to toss it in the sink and drench it with water.

(And I wouldn't have gotten caught and grounded if my mom didn't smell a burnt-type of odor in that room)

 

No, "said friend" is referring to the one that dumped the crumbs on me. ^^
And I constantly trip over everything, including the occasional "air trip", which is when you trip on air. xD

 

I rode a scooter in the kitchen and the scooter fliped and i fell now let me say the rest

1.Microwave medal
2.Aggervated my grandpas hound dog O.o

 

I made a bottle of ketchup blow up ( I'm pretty sure that was on accident... XD; ).
I sliced off just about half of my finger on accident.
I nearly drowned on accident three times.
I nearly got hit by a car on accident twice.
Almost got mowed over by a bus once on accident.
I overdosed my medicine and almost ended up dying once - on accident.
I nearly rammed my mom's car into a truck at church - on accident.
I gave myself salmonella once on accident because I ate 4-day-old chicken left in the oven over the weekend for a snack... (Never... EVER doing that again... TT^TT)
Almost got my hand mulched (don't ask).
Tripped UP the stairs in front of a concert while holding my hundred-dollar instrument.
Sprayed water on my mom's BRAND SPANKIN' NEW labtop when I was 6-ish... ( I was trying to clean the dust off for her... TT^TT )
Laughed so hard, I fell backwards off my chair. ( I've done that PLENTY. XD; )
Tried to do a cartwheel - ended up breaking the back of my mom's favorite couch.

Millions of other stupid things I've done that slips my mind. XD;

 

lol
i almost burned down my house
i was cooking french toast sticks in the microwave
and i was watching fruits basket
careless that i cooked them for too long
and there was smoke everywhere
yeah

 

I melted some chicken once. You'd think it's impossible.. but I guess not.

 

...o.O Chicken can melt? Wow, you really do learn new stuff on the Internet!

I fall up the stairs all the time too. ^^ And today, I was drinking water at tennis practice, and I accidentally dumped the entire thing on me. Good thing I like dark colors...>.>

 

Well, this happened twice over the years. I was cooking Ramen and turned the wrong eye on, and something was on that eye and it caught fire. This happened when I was 10 I think.

2006, when I was 15, I had did the same thing. But I had to go to the bathroom and left. When I cam out, the living room was almost smokey, to the point where the alarm went off. The stove knobs were half melted x3. This was worser than the 1st time since it had more time to burn.

Also last year, I cut my thumb open while trying to fix my ROTC pin on my uniform, it made a huge slash and I almost fainted because I lost a good amount of blood. That was scary x3.