Just a Klondike bar? JUST A KLONDIKE BAR? YOU GOOD SIR HAVE MOST OBVIOUSLY NEVER HAND A KLONDIKE BAR. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR? I WOULD TRAVEL THE WORLD OVER AS A NAKED CONTORTIONIST COVERING AS AN ASSASSIN, USING NOTHING BUT MY SUPERIOR FLEXIBILITY TO KILL MY FOES. I WOULD FIGHT A DRAGON IN THE DEPTH OF A CAVE WITH NAUGHT BUT MY TOOTHBRUSH AND MY BARE HANDS. I WOULD SHOOT MYSELF INTO SPACE WITH A CANNON TO PROVE THAT THINGS DO NOT CATCH FIRE UPON REENTERING AND THAT EVERY SPACE MISSION EVER WAS ALL A HOAX, ALL FOR THAT GODSEND THAT WE KNOW AS A KLONDIKE BAR!
I'd kill Jeff Dunham for a klondike bar. "days in Achmed voice" People I'm ashamed of what i've done for a klondike bar