What would a person of....

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  1. daxma Hei Long: Unrivalled under the Heavens

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    What scenario would happenwith person of a certain occupation(carpenter,house mom,etc.) and a ho-bo/homeless person on the side of the street.
    Here's what an insurance broker would say:

    *Grab attention of Ho-Bo*
    Broker:Sir,you seem like the person who has a family.
    *Ho-Bo looks puzzled*
    Broker:If you die your family won't have a place to live because your the one who's the bread bringer in the family, an i right???
    *Ho-Bo noddes*
    Broker:Well then you need a premium a life insurance plan.You need it because if you die your wife will lose your Box!!!
    Ho-Bo: Noooo!!!
    Broker:OK then sign this paper that says that we will own you sou...i mean...will leave money to your family after you've gone as long as you pay us in monthly installments.
    *Ho-Bo signs and Broker Leaves*
    *Ho-Bo turns to talk to the other Ho-Bo's*
    Other Ho-Bo: What were you doing there
    Ho-Bo:A broker said i looked like a guy with a family,so apparently i have a family,even though i've never had a family and now i pay money to this guy for this family....
     
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