What not to do with the phone when it's for your mother.

Put it next to your tummy when it's hungry. They don't like the rumbling.

 

Don't burp into it either.

 

Have you experimented over that...? O.o

 

Aye, like 2 minutes before i posted this. The woman hung up. XD

 

I always thought it was funny to be rude to telemarketers when they wanted to talk to my mom or dad.

I would sometimes say funny things to them that I heard on TV.

it was hilarious:rofl:

I remember the time when a telemarketer wanted to talk to my mom, here's how the conversation went:

Pretty Funny huh? but that's far from the funniest thing I've said over the phone.

and there was a time when another telemarketer wanted to talk to my mom.

and I impersonated Bart Simpson!:rofl:

 

I burped over the mic on xbox live :3

 

lol,awesome

 

if your mother isn't there and you have to leave a message go get a bag blow in it and make it explode by hitting it
then shout ahhh they got me and hang up :3

 

I do that all the time! Its hilarious! XD

 

Girls in general don't seem to like that.
NOT THAT I'VE TRIED IT. ...but I watched it on youtube.

 

I once got pissed at my cat for clawing the hell out of my shirt, so when the phone rang, I accidentally yelled "HELLO!?!?!?"

 

Sit on the phone.

 

xD never answer the phone angry. Unless it's a telemarketer. Then by all means do so.

One time a telemarketer called and I answered it 'ZIEG HEIL! and then proceeded to spout of random German words into the phone.

They hung up.

 

I pissed a Telemarketer off one time..

Then he hung up..He wasn't very nice =\ (BTW, My Mum didn't really die I was just joking xD)

 

I LOVE TELEMARKETERS.

I once tried to persuade one to give me their home phone so I could call them and sell stuff. Another I told I'd get my mom then left it there for a few hours. Such.f.u.n.