What I learned over the summer...

1. Never turn your back on a child.
It will invariably jump on your back and attempt to steal your wallet.
2. Never agree to play "puppy" for nine year olds. They will tie you up with lanyard and then tie you to the lockers.
3. Shouting "KAAAAYYYYYLLLEAAAAAHHHH!" only encourages Kayleah to continue doing whatever it shouldn't be, whether it's stealing your wallet or throwing Jello at you.
4. Never allow children to steal your phone/MP3 player. They will find the most death metal-ish song and play it really, really loud.
5. Never go on the inflatable rides at a camp or school sponsored carnival. You will get plastic burn. Badly.
6. NEVER GO INTO THE POOL WITH CHILDREN. They will try to drown you.
7. Never let CtR and camper Kayleah meet; the apocalypse will be inevitable.
8. Misty knows Mace Windu and is not afraid to use him.
9. Forsaken was on vacation.
10. Getting paired with one of your several stalkers from middle school for playing doubles in tennis is not fun.
11. Running into a chain link fence at full speed is extremely painful.
12. Swat Kats is still an amazing show.
13. KHV is now the equivalent of Facebook/MySpace.
14. Sugar high children are the epitome of evil.
15. Never eat experimental ice cream.
16. Never drink more than four Vaults at any given time.
17. Never do previous two actions at the same time. Disaster will follow.
18. Animals rule.

There's probably some other stuff I learned too. But I don't really care, because I have to go back to he- ...School tomorrow.

 

I learned that everyone in the world loves lists the same way they love their porn.

 

Ok, here's mine.

1. Even if she turns you down for being poor, you should always try to get shallow girls back by getting rich quick with bootlegging schemes.

2. If you're rich, you can break women's noses and no one will care.

3. Breaking up marriages is as easy as throwing a few parties.

Yea, I read The Great Gatsby.

 

I learned that when my bff's little cousin staples my bff's finger, she knows more cuss words than she first owned up to.

 

I just want to point out that that is a DIFFERENT Kayleah and not me D:

I'd throw Jello regardless >_>​

 

Who wouldn't?

 

i learned sometimes you have to crash the family car to get the insurance money to pay off the car payment.

 

Oh, and as a result of that, I learned that the nearest hospital has some very attractive doctors in the ER.

 

I learned that a glomp can actually break bones if done correctly.

 

Did I mention that she also blew it through a straw as well?
First day back from vacation and I have green Jello flying at me from across the table.
._.

 

Kay has a mini-me!

 

Ironically enough we did declare her to be Mini-Kay. xDD

 

F*cking epic.

 

:'d .

 

You mean "incorrectly".... right?

 

...I don't think so. xDD

Also, your avvy is EPIC.

 

xD The term "experimental ice cream" doesn't do it justice.
And now, I don't have to join Facebook. Woo! Mis amigos are always trying to get me to make a Facebook since that is how they tell everybody about some sort of sleepover and whatnot. And they don't care enough to send me an e-mail since mis padres won't allow me to have a Facebook or Myspace or whatever...

 

Thank ya. :3

Oh, and I also learned that Iced Cappucinnos (sp?) at 2 am lead to unintentional all-nighters.

 

Wow. I'll do as you said. Never turn my back on a little kid there is hundreds in my school, god knows how many are the devils they don't show here was I learned:

1.Always be ready to know that if you have the slightest chance of having Vice-principal as teacher you school year is going to be Hell.
2.Gravity will always win and doesn't feel like giving you time to think when you go bridge jumping
3.Horses bite.
4.Never turn your back to a horse once he bites at you, they will get equally offended and bite your back.
5.Never under ANY circumstances decide to give a horse a kiss on the snout, they will be fancied to Frenchy you, and you will use all the mouthwash at the farm and in your house. (A LOT of mint mouthwash helps)
6. Beach Kids, Are most likely Rich Kids, and Snotty Kids. They will say things you will never understand.
7.Do return your books to the library on time during the last week of summer The books will not only try to kill themselves but you'll have of explainin' to do.
8.Gravity shows no mercy when your Tide Pooling
9.Bring bug spray when you go Geo caching (I recommend Active, Off without deet sucks)
10. When you are away with someone else, and your other parent, expect bad news. It will happen.
11.Beach Yard Sales suck. Bad. ​

 

xD

Tis sounds likeone epic summer break.​