What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing.

They've already learned their lesson.

Ah. ha. ha. ha.

 

Hey guys, wanna hear a joke?

Women's rights.

 

you people need to ****ing get laid.

 

What do you call the window over the sink?


A woman's point of view.


Ahur hur hur hur.

 

Damn straight. *****es should know their ****ing place.
If some hoe tried to tell me she didn't want to do women **** like cook and not talk I'd smack her around too.

 

i actually lmaowtf'd.

 

i laughed. :D

 

How long does it take a woman to clean the toilet?
-Who cares, as long as dinner is on the table by 6.

Why do women have small feet?
-So they can get closer to the sink.

Why do women get married in white?
-So they match the kitchen appliances!

 

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.

 

What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?
-The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.

 

........that was wonderful!

 

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

 

what do you call a bitch?


a woman, harharhar.

 

How is a woman like a laxative?
-They both irritate the crap out of you.

 

A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?

The man's, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

 

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, let the ***** cook in the dark!

 

what can an oven do that a woman can't?

warm up to you.



that was pathetic.....*goes back to rabbit hole*

 

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her.

 

I lol'd .

 

Women have created 3 things in this world

*****ing
Periods
Credit Card Debts