Welp

I've officially started college and I met a girl who cannot cook ramen noodles and also believed the Olympic swimmers all had cancer because they shave their heads. Wat.

 

"You're going to love it here"

 

hah. that's what you get for going to college in tennessee.

 

Have fun :P

 

Teach her. Improooove her. Cam, you can make the perfect wife.

 

How can you not cook ramen

It's the most simple thing to cook ever?

 

ramen is just so sugoi and kawaii not to cook x3

 

For me Steak-Umms are the easiest thing to cook, but that's just because I have no knowledge of how to much more than that, Tacos, Mac & Cheese(boxed), and Grilled Cheese.

But you should teach her better....how the heck do you even come to the conclusion that a person has cancer because they shaved their heads? In fact...what even led to to believe they shave their heads?

 

I've never made ramen noodles[the sodium count scares me] but isn't it just...boil water and add noodles?

 

English please.

It's a fucking pot noodle by all accounts in that case, she literally may be too stupid to function

I have a friend who can't butter bread.

 

...I've heard of people not able to boil water correctly but this is news.

 

>In fact, what even led you to believe they shave their heads?

might be the shaved heads?
going out on a limb but crossing my fingers.

 

She's not even from here, she's from Atlanta XD

Nah son, I have to be able to hold intelligent conversations with girls.

My thoughts exactly.

Reptar this is one of those times where you say something and I have no idea what to say back...

The ramen I'm talking about is even easier. Pour water into the cup of noodles, microwave it. THAT EASY.

what even...how?

 

I dont know Ghetto, one minute he's there with a knife in one hand, bread on a plate, the next just crumbs...crumbs everywhere with so much carnage, and more butter on me than those crumbs.

This is the man I picked to be my best friend til I die, this is my blessing, this is my curse.

 

Can she not read or something? The instructions are on the cup.

 

I swear we see this more nowadays than someone has a spasm over a fandom.

Go rep more people you guys.

 

That's impressive.

 

Direct quote from one of my classes:

Teacher: "Now, lets look at this case study of a woman who has been chopped up, her limbs have been scattered, her torso still in tact, but her head is no where to be found."
Random (who we shall refer to as Taylah): *raises hand* "Is she dead?"

...

Never have I seen so many simultaneous facepalms. True story.

 

You all got trolled hard.