Well this weird...

Two girls want a non-sexual threesome with me. They want to go to Homecoming with me and both be my date. How will I explain this to my parents, who are expecting one girl to have dinner with us next Saturday night?

 

Oh you are so cute when you act.

Actually not really.

 

Lol, just 2 girls? Wow, I can get like...6.


Edit- Damn it Reptar. ****ing sig.

 

o lawd, your sig <33

@KS: just have them go in the same dress and explain that they're siamese twins that may or may not look anything alike.

 

Here's prooooooffff.

 

So this is like 2girls1cup then?

 

Not really. More like 2girls1guywhofeelsweirdabouthavingtwodatestohomecoming.

 

Your parents will think you are the ultimate stud.

"Be careful. If you can't be careful, be safe. And if you can't be safe, name it after me."

 

Yeah, my parents aren't like that.

 

Pictures or it never happened.

 

Sometimes
KHV makes me feel really good about my social life.

Also, who's here seen that episode of George Lopez where he asks Ernie what happened, that last week he was dating two girls, but it turns out they were dating each other and using him to get places?

 

dear god your signature is amazing.

 

Oh look, I just lost interest.

*raises hand*

 

I will show you your pictures after Homecoming when they've been taken.